all the stories are true

we have to outrun the horrors (man made) and the terrors (organic). Quickly, a poem. A poem!

taping this to my wall

i am plagued by silly character loving thoughts

the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

they said the quiet part…very loudly

this shot from the Darklina near shag Desk scene just gets me right in the feels

My gifs. If reblogging please do credit me thanks. 

everytime I see this particular moment it makes me want to DIE. not to write an essay on mobile but show!darklina was entirely possible and we were fucking robbed

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

Until the mid 80s, the advice was that if you must rent instead of owning, then that 20% of your monthly income (oh yes, only 20%) should include all your utilities too.

After all, rent costs more than a mortgage, so it should offer more too.

The housing market is a fucking travesty.

Hmm what happened in the mid eighties....

Okay fuck so for like the entire first part I thought this person was like... Using one of those 3d pens to replace lace in this curtain somehow

Then the next couple I was like "wait are they just like painting the curtains a different color? Were the lace threads just black or something on that other one?"

Then finally it clicked and I freaked the fuck out

EXCUSE ME

THESE ARE PAINTINGS?????

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

AUDIO! ON!

they are casting a level 7 Healing spell

Video description: a child in pajamas is laying on top of several low shelves, which are covered in a mat and blanket. It is situated in front of a window front, and the sun shines through. There are seven cats in various positions on top of the child, one of them resting between their arms. Extremely loud purring is audible. End video description

on the announcement that Disney+ is removing a plethora of shows and films from its service, please read these tweets from Willow writer John Bickerstaff. this is not a tax writeoff like Batgirl, because these projects have already been released. this is a move designed to cut off financial support in the form of residuals, and break the spirit of the strike. here is the deadline article that lists the films/shows that will be removed.

as always, donate to the entertainment community fund, vocally support the WGA online and irl, or join a picket in a major US city if you can. let them know they can't keep getting away with things like this.

And went off the air because a TEXAS DA they caught unalived himself...

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna15592444

You can say kill yourself this is the murder tits cock penis website

Not only is tumblr a place where you can say "Former Kaufman County District Attorney and Rockwall County Chief Felony Assistant District Attorney Louis "Bill" Conradt Jr., In An Attempt To Evade Capture For Soliciting Sex From What He Believed To Be A Teenager, Absolutely Blew His Own Brains Out In A Gunshot Suicide When Caught As The Pedophile He Was"; it's in fact the one website i can think of nowadays where we would and likely should celebrate every November 5th as "Dipshit Pedophile DA Louis "Bill" Conrad Shot Himself To Death" Day but November 5th is already a pretty busy day around here so idk maybe we can fold it into the festivities

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait

Where’s the sixth one

runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying

i told my mom about the “sorry about your bf” memes a week or so ago and she’s obsessed with them she loves your boyfriend so much she’s constantly putting him in crazy scenarios and absolutely loving it

she had a dream last night that she was a waitress and she was pouring water into a girl’s cup for her and saw a bug in it and was like “oh no i’m so sorry there’s a bug in your water” and the girl was like “oh no it’s fine that’s just my boyfriend” and then picked him up by the back of his shirt and pulled him out of the water and he was coughing and sputtering

she said the girl set him down on the table while my mom kept apologizing to her and she was just like “oh it’s fine it happens all the time he’ll dry off no worries”

Hey so we told my mom about your boyfriend. Yeah she's been putting him in scenarios and situations ever since. Yeah sorry she's not been this into something in years, sorry.

no bc she’s literally texting me abt your boyfriend from the church pew mid sermon she can’t get him off of her mind he’s like a little plaything to her

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Who wants to join my "Cast Ben Barnes in a romcom right now" committee?

Noooooooooooo, this is making me so, so sad! :(

well okay GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION

Ben plays Xander, a young writer who hit it big fast but is having trouble following up his New York Times bestseller novel with a worthy sequel. His publisher is about to drop him because he hasn't been delivering pages on time and it's been years since his new book was supposed to come out.

His ex boyfriend (played by Colton Haynes) left him for another man (played by Tarell Alvin McCraney) because he couldn't stand his indecisiveness. After meeting his ex's new boo, who is a talented painter, even Xander understands why he was dumped.

The only person left in his corner is not a person at all - it's his impossible pooch named Mimi, who he inherited from his late, recently passed mother (special guest star Cher), who hasn't been trained at all and who eats almost everything she finds and is an escape artist in her own right.

After she pulls a fast one on him one afternoon to chase a swan (something she will soon regret because the swan chases her back), Xander meets a handsome stranger who not only brings his dog back safe but also brings back the excitement into his life.

In comes Rafael (idk, I just like that name). Rafael (Dave Bautista) is a second grade teacher known to his kids as mister Z. He is a hopeless romantic loved by mothers and fathers equally and adored by the kids he teaches.

Rafael wants a dog. He could also use a boyfriend. But, dog first. Both of those steps seem huge to him at this point. Ever since he was a little boy, he wanted to have a dog, but his parents would not allow it. Once he moved out on his own, he was a broke student with no room for the dog. Then, his landlord wouldn't allow it.

Now that he finally has a place of his own, Rafa wants nothing more than to adopt a pup of his own. On that fateful day, he had decided to go to the park to observe dogs and owners both and try to learn more from each one of them.

He had no idea what he was getting himself into after stumbling upon the cutest and worst behaved little gal who was being chased by an angry looking bird. Neither did he know that the dark eyed stranger who was thanking him profusely in the next moment would make all of his wishes turn to life.

Michelle Yeoh plays Rafa's fun loving auntie by marriage, Goldie, while Christina Aguilera portrays his best friend, Lane. Daniel Radcliffe plays Rafa's potential second love interest who pursues him from the moment he sees him.

END SCENE

Forgot to mention but Ben Barnes unexpectedly has long hair for a good portion of this 'movie'.

I'm gonna put this movie right next to my copy of Goncharov!

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

wait hold on i gotta look something up

what the fuck

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

?????????????

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

me gonna try it

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

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Interesting to call this “confiscating” when it’s just making the rich pay their fair share, especially considering all the stolen wealth from the bottom 99% and historic tax evasion.

Not an expert but from personal experience this is true. Firms will also try to build a case representing multiple clients as well, which can strengthen their case and give a bigger pay out. If they win.

If your company is stealing wages from you there is a good chances their stealing from others. Talk to your coworkers about your wages (but be smart about it).

You absolutely have the power to sue their asses if you need to. You might need to take the time to do your research and talk to multiple lawyers first but don’t let the fear of lawyer fees be the Only thing that stops you.