happy ides of march to my australian muruls, i haven’t scrolled the dash yet today, but i hope y’all have posted a bunch of stabbin’ posts for me to look at, and aren’t waiting to post them tomorrow because of the americas.

Oh, I have something right here that ought to entertain you

(From the Earliest Known Example of an out-of-character statement by a fictional character)

Frank we need to know where to buy The Murder Stick.

I . . . can't . . . do . . . that . . . without . . . seeing . . . them . . . in . . . your . . . head . . .