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I kissed a girl Wearing a cross Around her neck Her lips didn’t taste Like church But her hips Felt like god I wonder what Her pastor would Have thought I wonder if that Cross around her neck Meant more to me Than it does To her

Jesse Feinman, An Atheist on a date  (via uoa)

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Me: *leaves room*
Family: whOaA????1????? ThE VAmPiRE HaS DAreD tO LeAVe iT's CaVE???????1???1??
Family: *mocks my weight*
Family: *mocks my interests*
Family: *mocks my friends*
Family: *mocks my feminist beliefs*
Me: *returns to room and vows to never leave again*
Family: but why doesn't she want to socialize with us????1????1?1?? Silly moody teenager