“I could’ve taken Remove Curse, but I took Clairvoyance cause I didn’t have the foresight.”
the Silver Dragonborn Life Cleric OOC
true
theprisonindustrialcomplex
this isn’t a joke
porko-rosso
heirdragonair
Reminder that someone programed pokemon red into minecraft using redstone and it was completely playable
porko-rosso
telling ppl attracted to men that there are no good men out there or that men can’t love only normalizes poor treatment from men & doesn’t do anything helpful
#the idea that all men are naturally garbage is super unhelpful#because it absolves awful men of the responsibility to be better
*banging fists on the table* orc/elf gfs orc/elf gfs ORC/ELF GFS
barduils
bonus points if the orc is clean and sensible and obsessed with poetry and fine art while the elf is a feral nightmare berserker who more often than not returns home looking like she’s just been dragged backwards through a hedge full of thorns after bathing in a swamp
barduils
orc lady: this is my tiny wife
her elf wife: babe, i’m 7 feet tall
orc lady, straightening her back and shoulders slightly to better show off her full 9′4″ of height: i love my tiny wife
Remember to donate to Milton’s Gofundme.
“Why is mostly everyone picking Sobble as their starter?”
Internet: they’re small and sad, and quite the mood.
After I hear that the new pokemon region was based on the UK and Scotland, this is the only thing I could think of.
Links below:
[ian mckellen voice] i put gay rights in the lord of the rings
barduils
this reads like a shitpost but literally
there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.”
caffeinatedstarship
“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”
“I never drink…. Wine…”
Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?
Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT
How to find me
These are the items that drop when you kill me
unabashedlybi
route80s-deactivated20191222
tipsybandit
things i like about this post: 1. mom checked if they took their meds, which is sweet 2. mom is cool with weed 3. mom knows which vocaloid is len, and put the joint on him like a hat or some shit, which is absolutely fucking hilarious to me
route80s
this is literally the only person who reblogged weed len who really appreciated the entire post thank you @tipsybandit
4. len is dabbing
