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Anonymous asked:
I like the losers better, except for Scar and Cleo they’re good in every game.
-Pretzel
Dolus: I feel flattered and offended at once, It's new.
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Can Aziraphale and Crowley actually fly with their wings? Or are they basically like Penguins
"Poets are like penguins. Their wings are to swim with." E. E. Cummings.
Not really an answer to your question but too beautiful a quote to be forgotten.
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Anonymous asked:
JIMMY. Let Scar talk and please…don’t be sick.
LL!Scar: Jimmy.
LL!Jimmy: Yes?
LL!Scar: I don't think I can forgive you.
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Anonymous asked:
If it can reassure you, Pearl, he's currently going through what I like to call "the Jimmy therapy"
it's weirdly effective for no reason, you guys need a Jimmy it would be pretty good for you all's mental health,
just not RL!Jimmy he's an existential crisis dispenser
Pearl: ... Uh-uh.
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Anonymous asked:
OH WERE WE DOING CHARACTER LORE- anyways then sky has probably killed over a thousand ppl ;-;
-sky
...you weren't??? Then what body do you have in your basement!??
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"Tumblr next update can you-" sorry there's not going to be a new update. This is it now
Guys you aren't meant to be happy about this :(
With the multum of social media around us destroying themselves from update to update, no updates is preferential
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I love the haiku bot so much it’s so cute like It just goes beep boop
I love the haiku
bot so much it’s so cute like
It just goes beep boop
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING
markcockpus
they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!
oh my god
Bringing this back
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Episode 5 of The Interpretation of Shadows webcomic is out now!
Read it with animated effects: https://tioscomic.com
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The most dangerous thing in D&D is a group of PCs who read the rulebook...
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"A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google – which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic – suddenly turned into a pile of shit.
Google's search results are terrible. The top of the page is dominated by spam, scams, and ads. A surprising number of those ads are scams. Sometimes, these are high-stakes scams played out by well-resourced adversaries who stand to make a fortune by tricking Google[...]
Google operates one of the world's most consequential security system – The Algorithm (TM) – in total secrecy. We're not allowed to know how Google's ranking system works, what its criteria are, or even when it changes: "If we told you that, the spammers would win."
Well, they kept it a secret, and the spammers won anyway.
...
Some of the biggest, most powerful, most trusted publications in the world have a side-hustle in quietly producing SEO-friendly "10 Best ___________ of 2024" lists: Rolling Stone, Forbes, US News and Report, CNN, New York Magazine, CNN, CNET, Tom's Guide, and more.
Google literally has one job: to detect this kind of thing and crush it. The deal we made with Google was, "You monopolize search and use your monopoly rents to ensure that we never, ever try another search engine. In return, you will somehow distinguish between low-effort, useless nonsense and good information. You promised us that if you got to be the unelected, permanent overlord of all information access, you would 'organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.'"
They broke the deal." -Cory Doctorow
Read the whole article: https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task
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Number of Goblins, ranked
- One Goblin - That's just a goblin. He's probably just getting his groceries or something. Leave him alone, you asshole.
- Ten Goblins -- That's a fairly normal amount of goblins. There's generally around ten goblins in any given situations. They're just here for aesthetic, so you know it's a fantasy world. Remember to tip them when you leave.
- One Hundred Goblins -- Ok this is too many goblins, but this is a reasonable amount of too many goblins. Like, this is maybe an army of goblins or something? My point is that they're probably here for a good reason. Best not to mess with them, they're likely load-bearing in some way.
- One Thousand Goblins -- This is probably a goblin town, in which case this is really more a case of One Human, which is a completely different list only available on goblintube. If not, all these goblins are lost. Return them to the goblin town. The orcs are worried.
- One Million Goblins -- A million goblins? I'm not sure I've even seen a million things in my life , and now there's a million goblins? That's, like, all the goblins. Why are you at a convention of all the goblins? Are you a goblin? Actually, no, that would make sense. Yeah, that's probably what's going on here. Sorry you had to find out this way.
- One Billion Goblins -- Ok, look, at this point you have clearly been sent to a future time where humanity is extinct and goblins have inherited the earth. I can think of no other explanation for a billion goblins. This sadly means that you're the weirdo, and you have to go be a cryptid now. At least you can find a phone and read the goblin creepypastas about you.
- One Trillion Goblins -- How? What is happening? This is more goblins then there are birds, and they'll all in your house? How is your house this big? Wait, forget the goblins, how is your house this big? Are the goblins here to guillotine you? Probably! Move out of your stupid mansion and let the goblins have it, you weird rich bird-hoarding freak.
- One Quadrillion Goblins -- One quadrillion? I'm only like 80% sure that's even a real number! Luckily, you won't have to deal with a quadrillion goblins for long, because soon they'll collapse together under their gravity, forming a far more manageable single planet-sized goblin. Picard's not gonna be happy about this one!
- More Goblins -- Fuck off, you do not have more then a quadrillion goblins. Why are you lying? Are you worried I won't like you if you don't claim to have an implausible number of goblins? Don't worry. Your worth is not dependent on your goblin numbers. Go back to the actual number of goblins secure in the fact I love you, no matter how few goblins you have <3
Several people have asked about no goblins.
This is a common misconception. There are actually never no goblins. If you think there's no goblins, you just haven't seen the goblins near you right now.
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Research
KOSA Moves to the House
KOSA is still moving forward and OTW Legal explains how fans can add their voices and who to contact. Read more at https://otw-news.org/37dhnd5a
100 posts!
I Did not expect it to happen today tbh!
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i love that haiku bot shows me so many posts i would never see
i love that haiku
bot shows me so many posts
i would never see
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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chill with me at your own risk i don’t mind being quiet for 4 hours
chill with me at your
own risk i don’t mind being
quiet for 4 hours
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!
THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.
IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA
THERE
WILL
BE
A
TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!
SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS
I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!
this post eminates incredibly demonic energy
This is like finding a stray journal page in a ruined city that talks of some grand festival and the date of the entry is the day before the city was destroyed
Happy 10 year anniversary Dashcon announcement I guess
Happy Dashcon Announcement Day to those who celebrate.
Happy Late Dashcon Announcement Day