THE WORST

Imagine Patrick stump trying to rob someone:

Patrick: *Falls over.* Oh no. *Hits lamp and breaks.* Holy smokes, I didn’t mean that! *Gets up and doesn’t mean to kick cat.* OH NO, I’M SO SORRY LITTLE KITTY CAT, I LOVE YOU, WANT A HUG? *Takes stuff.* I feel so bad about this! *people come down.* I’m so so so so so sorry. I’ll just.. Go… Go. Yeah- *Runs out house.*

is she fucking she better be KIDDING WHAT GUYS I AM LITERALLY CRYING OVER HERE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OKAY. FALL OUT BOY ARE LITERAL PERFECTION SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SHOVE A DICK DOWN YOUR THROAT.

(gif by the lovely emily interquast)

Imagine: You and Pete taking your baby to Disneyland 

{pete} “beb com ere, we gota tehk pics”

{patrick} oh no beb nedz meh…

 *slidin’ over to bæ like*

Pete makes me happy and that’s all there is to it :)

To prove a point to my sister

Reblog/Like if you think Fall Out Boy is more ‘emo’ than 5 Seconds of Summer

Edit: she’s now saying she didn’t say 5sos are emo, just that fall out boy aren’t emo at all. Carry on reblogging and liking because she’s stubborn and hasn’t caved in yet

better safe than sorry :/

I’M LAUGHIN SO HARD

5sos: part 2

REBLOG IF YOU ARE IN THE OUTSIDERS FANDOM SO I CAN FOLLOW YOU THEN FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS IT

Darren Wilson’s injuries VS Mike Brown’s 

Neve stop reblogging this!!! Never ever!!