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Welp, 5 nights and more I guess

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This blog ain’t for kiddies. I’m gonna be droppin swears. You’ve been warned.

Welp. This is happening now I guess.

Hey. Name’s Mike. Yes yes the Fnaf guard. I’m cringe. Sue yourself.

In reality I’m a girl named Jewels who figured out she might have OSDD really recently. So still figuring this out. This blog is definitely gonna show that…

But mostly? It’s gonna be run by me, Mike. Yeah, I am really the night guard. Idk why she got stuck with me. She’s cringy and an edgelord. I’m an AU version, so not everything canon is in my memories, and I’m pretty new to… existing. So I’m kinda shaky on some stuff. I’m not gonna have any modifiers on my stuff, cause this is my blog. Jewels has her own main. (Ok if I have to I’ll use šŸ”„. Lol arson)

FYI I don’t reblog your Michael Afton stuff as kin weirdness… I find that a bit odd. Besides at this point I’m trying to step away from all that and learn to be my own person outside all that. But there is some nostalgia in it, plus I am more the fnaf nerd than Jewels. Lol. So trust me. I just wanna see your version of Mike and I’m not stealing or… whatever that entails. I just reblog cool art I like. That’s it.

There’s also Olivia. An OC that pretty much is an alter who made her own character. Love her to death, she’s a real sweetheart. She might or might not appear that much. Not sure. She will let you know it’s her messages using the ✨ emoji.

Jewels, she’s the host. Might not show that much, cause she has her own blog. But she’ll use šŸ’Ž. She’s also a sweetheart.

That’s everyone. Anyway, might just be a girl whose confused and loves to rp a sassy grouch? Or might actually have OSDD. Extremely new to this so don’t take anything I say as anything concrete.

Open to rp stuff if you wanna. As long as you aren’t a jerk. Never rped before so don’t have any rules. But I’ll have a post about that later as I go.

This post will probably get edited lolll. Sounds like a teen made it XD

WARNING!

I don’t really tag triggers. I just have a catch all tag ā€œ#trigger talk?ā€ So maybe watch out for that. You can ask me to tag stuff as that if you need me too.

Not people saying ā€œFandom has always been like thisā€ in that vent post I made. No. It hasn’t always been like this. Fandom has NEVER been like this until recently and if you were in fandom pre-tumblr purge, pre-twitter, pre-netflix boom, pre-tiktok….then you would fucking know it was nothing like this.

We still had the drive to create. We still sold prints and charms and made zines…but it was never like this.

The introduction of streaming, binge shows that drop all at once, tiktok and vine RIP i still love u vine but you were the beginning of a particularly ugly era) creating this bite sized, quick paced ā€˜content’ era of creation and it bled out into fucking everything else.

Fandoms didn’t die down when the show ended or the season was over. You didn’t mass unfollow artist, writers or moots just because they changed fandoms. There wasn’t this need to please the algorithm in order for your posts to get seen by people and enjoyed.

Fandoms used to last YEARS. Star Trek is literally the oldest running fandom out there and you got people in there that could care less about the new stuff and still have been happily prancing through their fucking fifty year old fandom today. Hell, even SPN after all it’s fuckups and shitshows has a dedicated fanbase STILL creating tons of art and fic.

There is no patience anymore. No calm feeling of taking in fandom and friends at a pace that which doesn’t make you stressed and is still fun.

Do I blame fandom for this? Of course not, but people are complacent with it and start changing their vocab to accommodate and end up making the situation so deep it cant be fixed.

We call Art & Fic Content now, completely stripping the value of what it is to a level of consumerism instead of personal entertainment & community bonding.

Let OP talk, they’re absolutely right.

blood being frequently described as having a "coppery smell" in fiction is kind of funny considering that there is a metallic component to blood and it's not copper

in fact if your blood smells or tastes like copper you probably have more urgent things to worry about than it being outside your body. it's probably better that it's not inside you anymore actually.

story where blood is described as smelling or tasting "coppery" and it's actually early foreshadowing that all the characters are suffering from heavy metal poisoning

[robot with the biggest eyebags ever] ill be fine as soon as i organize my wires nothing a bit of cable management camt fix. yeah hold on i just gotta allocate more ram and reset my internal clock and plug this usb stick in. ya im fine i just need to recharge and turn this dial and do a quick system reset. the diagnostics of that script i ran are a lie btw im fine. do you have any cigarettes

-Michael Afton after being scooped