Now that’s a real fire show!
alex-desr
Fire mage
we should start oppressing people who have a good sense of direction
You gotta find them first.
fuck
i'm so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me*
me: if you think about it it's gay af to make me a wanted criminal. like you want me? you want me so badly you'll reward anyone who brings you info relating to my whereabouts? that's kinda gay dude idk...
the local detective hired to hunt me down and bring me to justice, sobbing as he points his gun at me: please shut the fuck up
Some of the best creative advice I ever got was “if you don’t have a good idea, a bad idea will do”
So for the past year when I saw your posts my reaction was more of a "...huh" rather than a "...hmm." But now, more often than not, it's "hmm". Congrats, you've finally got me trained to give the correct response.
Good girl
the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth
not for this one I don't think so
??????
Returns to the scene of my crime post 10k notes like I'm watching a bonfire and bringing my favorite additions to roast like marshmallows over the flames.
if there isn't already there should be a gag shot in a film or show where someone goes to light a cigarette and smoke it in order to show how stressed out they are by whatever has just happened, only to realize as they raise their lighter to their lips that they're already holding an unsmoked cigarette they lit only a few moments earlier for the exact same purpose
and then just as they start to put the unlit cigarette back the person/people they're talking to are like "oh, and another thing -" and without breaking eye contact or changing expression they slowly retract their hand because this is clearly going to be a Two Cigarette Conversation
Mangroves are so fucking important
I’ve been obsessed with that unwanted animal for like a week now
I’ve been obsessed with
that unwanted animal
for like a week now
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
beowulfstits-archive-deactivate
I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life
According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.
So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.
gallifreyan-gallimaufry
actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do
allonsyandallwaswell
there’s so much beauty in the world.
I didn’t realize this was about wind I just thought the lady was having a bad day
americans will measure in anything but the metric system
americans will
measure in anything but
the metric system
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
if there isn't already there should be a gag shot in a film or show where someone goes to light a cigarette and smoke it in order to show how stressed out they are by whatever has just happened, only to realize as they raise their lighter to their lips that they're already holding an unsmoked cigarette they lit only a few moments earlier for the exact same purpose