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Malum et Bonum

@micerhat / micerhat.tumblr.com

We don't just embrace insanity around here.  We tell it that things will work out.  Remind it to breathe and buy it a drink.

Progress update?

Progress update.

Goodnight!

Okay fuck so for like the entire first part I thought this person was like... Using one of those 3d pens to replace lace in this curtain somehow

Then the next couple I was like "wait are they just like painting the curtains a different color? Were the lace threads just black or something on that other one?"

Then finally it clicked and I freaked the fuck out

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EXCUSE ME

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… Via @scalzi on Twitter. John would love to find out who made this because “they’re a genius and should be credited’, but he searched and couldn’t find any clue to who made it. Does anybody know?

The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They're not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They're not gonna talk to you, so any "business advice" you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that's null and void, aint happening.

C. Here's the real secret of their "success"; they're all bad people. That's literally it. They're willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don't get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you're willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone's offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you're serving them you can poison the food

The best part of waking up - is screaming what the fffffffff-

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hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

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dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

We could not resist recording this... One week to Re: Dracula!

The Iron Sheik passed away today. He may not have been a perfect person, but he was never scared to call Hulk Hogan a piece of shit. Need more people like that in the world. RIP

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Spends the rest of the evening whining about tweens weaponizing sheet cake, indecency and wanting comfort cuddles until the uniforms come out of the wash.

“Oh!  The Indignity!  I shall now swoon across your lap and prevent any further work to be done this evening.”

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Afternoon reblog :)