the 17 y/o with 18+ dni in their bio and the 18 y/o with minors dni in their bio when their teacher puts them on the same group project
arranged marriage AU. from when they were still getting to know each other and Gwynevere traveled to the Lands Between often.
Malenia just really really likes her fiancée 😳
girls love her for her poor posture and pathetic demeanor
love just running through areas in Elden Ring and then all of a sudden there’s just a healthbar at the bottom of the screen that says like “smegma the devourer” and you’re like oh fuck where in the goddamn is smegma the devourer.
*steps in a puddle and a Dark Souls style status effect bar rapidly fills until I’m struck with !!WET SOCKS!! nd i explode and die horribly*