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@mhite21127

Just your average everyday disaster friend.
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xenodogartz

i found it. the thread that connects all my bullshit

thank you to the person who tagged this as mort x king julien. youre a person i would love to study under a microscope

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if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

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onlinebeast

At 4am you experience new, worse emotions that suck bad and aren't good. However, you can play videogames a bit longer. "The Beast's Dilemma"

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fuck all of u bitches with bad taste welcome to night vale did not have THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE NARRATOR, say hes in gay love at first sight with another man in goddamn 2012 when the best you could get was, like, glee, for you to say its only legacy is that some ppl r being cringe abt horror. fuck you.

people's standards have dropped so fucking low n some of u have never had that experience of listening to the pilot for the first time and hear cecil wax poetic about how handsome and mysterious carlos is and have it be completely normal and expected! do you know how unprecedented that was? do you know how healing it was to hear gay love being talked about with such candor and without shame, without restraint?

wtnv was incrediblyy ahead of the curve in a lot of ways and it continues to be almost a decade later and i REFUSE to let yall slander it like this. it isnt even a horror podcast it's a comedy with horror elements but it was never meant to be scary. the way that wtnv also does satire so well n the scathing critiques of contemporary society (esp the surveillance state)..... just say u never understood what it was (is & continues to be) abt and go lol no need to embarrass urself

and you see. the thing is. i remember being here. i remember when ppl were scared wtnv wld just be another bury your gays story. and i remember when the 1 year anniversary episode came out and EVERYONE being shocked that not only did nobody die but cecil and carlos rly got together! and i rmbr when wtnv topped the charts week after week after week following that and it was THE fiction podcast and it was THE podcast in general for so long until its popularity gradually lessened and people started to look at other things and listened to other podcasts.

but you cannot look at wtnv which was literally genre-defining in its ingenious storytelling and everything else and say its legacy is that ppl think trees with eyes are the epitome of horror.

i wont allow it.

they're literally celebrating their 10 yr anniversary this year n they never dropped the ball, not even once. your faves could never. i need u to apologize to jeffrey cranor and joseph fink rn for this slander.

It’s also important that Welcome to Night Vale was created by a Jewish man, Joseph Fink, who made the protagonist explicitly Jewish. And he made him explicitly gay to honor the voice actor, Cecil Baldwin. Joseph Fink didn’t make the protagonist gay for “woke points” or to cross off a quota or get praise. This was 2012, and a gay protagonist was almost unheard of. He did it to honor his friend, the man who shared his voice and name. It has been, from the very start, art designed for people to see themselves. (Well, to hear themselves.) It’s fine to not like it but its merit shouldn’t be denied. 

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I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it. 

It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.