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The Tomorrow of Yesterday is Today

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Jason was angry. I mean, Jason was ANGRY. He glared at the horizon from were he stood. The cool breeze failed to bring his set frown into a smile. He stood from a cliff off of the ocean, attempting to remain calm. He needed to hit something. Yet, there was nothing to hit. He needed heartless, nobodies, didn’t matter WHAT the fuck it was. He just needed a release. As if sensing this call, heartless popped out of the ground, charging at him. Jason finally turned his frown into a smirk, one that could have rivaled riku's and summoned his keyblade. He cut, dodged, slashed, and blocked. All with ease and strength as the heartless were killed one by one. Nobodies suddenly arrived, just dusks, so Jason wasn’t concerned. He ran toward the nobodies and repeated his previous actions. Though, he needed a challenge. He dismissed his keyblade and looked at the single dusk. They fought. Jason pushed the dusk to a tree, and suddenly, it was a heartless. 'what...?' Jason thought, then quickly called his keyblade back to defeat it. 'how did the nobody, become a heartless? and it was as big as a person. Like an anti-form...' suddenly, he felt a tug at his chest. It grew bigger as time passed. Jason smiled a half smile and turned east. Out of the bushes came a crying Luna, who looked as if she just ran there. Jason said nothing and hugged her. He already knew what this was about, but decided to make sure. "still sad?" he asked. Luna nodded, "Leon really wanted to know" she responded through cracked words. Jason tensed, 'Leon? LEON made her cry?" Jason was now back to stage one. He needed to hit something. Particularly Leon.

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

nintendo paid for this post

blizzard payed for that reply

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

did it taste good?

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

if the marauders were brilliant enough to discuss their fullmoon trips in front of snape, then there’s no way they’d be able to conceal themselves from mcgonagall. unless of course some things would just be too much for her to handle.

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

Filed under: Favorite Myths

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

I love this post every time I see it.

“I thought it would be fun to recreate a Pokémon Center from the main games and use it as a charging station for trainers to hang out and heal their power drained phones” - Spencer Kern