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snoozu

i rlly need a new vocabulary i cant keep saying iconic and king over and over again

if u see me in the tags saying shit like “wow. renowned.” or “his majesty is out here..” mind your business im figuring it out

Transcendent, My Liege

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This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

this deserves an academy award nomination

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“woman”? no, you misheard. i’m an omen.

i don’t identify as “male” or “female”, i identify as a warning

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ro-zden

♀️♂️🍭🎊Congratulations!🎊🍭♀️♂️

It’s a Harbinger

*conservative suburban mom voice* is she… you know… a portent of doom

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Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

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Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

beepboop. censorbot approved

Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

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woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!