Me

👏👏 this emoji isn’t clapping it’s making tortillas

im angry cause im always hungry

Current mood

We all deserve morning sex and pancakes

if we're friends just know I have prepared a roast for you in case it ever comes to that

when bae gets mad and calls you by your first name. like bitch my name is baby, sit down.

carne asada and chill

you know she the one when she see ya meat at its softest and she don’t roast ya ass