mewwon !

Forcing yourself to eat in the morning when you’re still sleep nauseous is hell on earth

I hate when ppl tag my posts ‘i know this is a joke but..’ no. nothing I post is a joke this is business

Oh look everyone it’s the freak who shaves their pussy. Lets kill them

Imagine having a hairless hole. L

I hate the summer actually. I’m in one of the sunniest cities in America and I’m getting like seasonal mania but it’s awful I’m getting sooo crazy I can barely even go into my living room anymore esp not when my bfs home because that’s too much weight I’m scared it will CAVE IN and I’m just like grinding my teeth and on edge and can’t stop feelings like we’re ALL gonna die VERY soon and very bad horrible things will happen. I’m barely sleeping. That’s a lie but I’m not sleeping as much zzz I need a beta blocker and a mood stabilizer STAT

Cities near mountains are so right I just hiked 40 min into the foot hills to watch all the fire works over the city it was amaze balls

Ok I will admit some of the arca prints do slay

How me and the roach in my work’s bathroom look at each other when I’m taking a piss

If I was President instead of the pledge of allegiance i would make kids put rogaine on their unibrows every morning

Diphenhydramine take me away

Renewables will never be anything but supplemental to the electrical grid.. nuclear energy is the answer @ germany