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[TRANSCRIPT:
Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.
Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-
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every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture
[Video ID: an eight second tiktok by @gameguy419. the video zooms in on a closed white door as the first few seconds of Treasure by Bruno Mars plays. where the clap in the song would be, someone audibly locks the door. the door, not zoomed in on, is then shown as Bruno Mars sings, “Gimme your, gimme your, gimme your attention baby,” which is muffled like it’s coming through the door. the song continues quietly as the video jumps to a white guy in sunglasses and a black hoodie holding up a nerf gun aimed towards the left, presumably at the door. he says, “Go away, Bruno.” /end ID]
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[ID: an edit of a tweet meme to look like it's by Nimona characters. the tweet (by Ambrosius @goldenboy) reads, "Ah yes. Me. My Boyfriend. And his one thousand year old shapeshifting daughter." Below the text is digital art by @thetrashiestbaby, with Ambrosius closest to the camera, laying awake in bed. Ballister is in bed with him but is turned away to cuddle Nimona, who is in her shark form. /end ID]
Idol/Pop-star miraculous ladybug au I made for fun
Marinette is a big pop star who goes by ladybug but keeps her real identity A secret so that she can live normally. She also designs her own costumes and a few of her designs have gotten her some attention
Adrien is a big time model and a full time Ladybug Stan. He wants to meet her but she’s so mysterious ! 😱😱
Bonus meet n greet
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Historicity: The 1999 episode “The Initiative” from Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the origin of the phrase the Shovel Talk.
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[ID, partially borrowed from @magnetothemagnificent: A tweet by Caelan Conrad reads, "Okay but this young trans guy singing about 'archaeologists digging up trans skeletons' is exactly what I wanted to see today." Below it is linked a tiktok made by Sasha Allen, a trans man. There is a comment onscreen, a reply to Cartero.Cafe's comment, reading "we need the full song". Sasha says, "This goes out to transphobic motherfuckers that are like “(deep, mocking tone) Yeah but when they dig up your bones in a hundred years they’re gonna know that you’re biologically female!” Shut the fuck up, bitch! Jesus." and then begins to strum on his guitar and sing:
One day when they find my bones in the ground
Whoever they are will say “look what we found!”
A historical find, it’s a relic of time
And they’ll never attest that I don’t know my mind
And,
One day when they find my bones in the earth
They will not equate who I was to what I’m worth
And they’ll find your bones from the same frame of time
And they’ll treat your bones just as they’ve treated mine
We’re the same
We’re the same
We’re the same
We’re the same
One day when they come across my remains
They won’t consider assumptions you’ve made
They will see me, not the things that you say
They will put up my bones in historic displays
And,
I’ll be a symbol of what it all means
To be human, to know the earth infinitely
And your bones are there too, we’re both seen as art
It’s ironic the people can’t tell us apart
We’re the same
We’re the same
We’re the same
We’re the same
And one day if they find my bones it’ll be
Far in the future like forty twenty-three
You were so worried about me,
I don’t think that you noticed it
By then all the archaeologists are transgender socialists
And it’ll be determined on the hill which you die
That in terms of history you were way off on the wrong side
And,
I’ll forgive you, with kindness, grace and elegance
And dance for eternity with your stupid fucking right wing skeleton
Raaah!!!!
Yeah."
The video ends. The images following it are a comic, created by @thechekhov, illustrating the lyrics up until "It's ironic the people can't tell us apart." /end ID]
Source: twitter.com
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10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times
[ID: The video takes place in an office and begins with Brian Murphy, a white man with glasses and a bit of a baby face, saying, "Dude, you killed it in that pitch meeting, that was awesome. I hope you make your parody The Thong Song." He high-fives Owen Parsons, a white dude with a close-shaved beard and mustache, who's sitting at a computer. Owen replies humbly, "Hey, thanks man. Ya know, I figured thong rhymes with bong, so, y'know, I don't know. It's stupid, whatever."
"Oh, it's not. Owen, you're really good," Brian reassures him smilingly. "Like, you could run this company if anything ever happened to Sam." The camera moves to Sam Reich, owner of College Humor, who is speaking to another employee and holds their face in his hands, then back to Owen and Brian.
Owen says, "Yeah, I mean, but Sam's the boss." He laughs, a little awkwardly, and Brian agrees amiably, "Right, right, yeah," before asking lightly, "Should he be?"
Owen's grin falls into a look of concentration as Brian continues, growing in intensity: "I mean, Sam's good, but he's soft. These writers need a kick in the ass, and from where I'm standing, you're wearing the right boots. This company needs new blood. Your blood. But first you must spill Sam's blood." As he talks, Owen seems to be seriously considering it, and by the end of his monologue, Brian is whispering and is face to face with Owen.
The moment snaps, however, when Owen declares, "You're Lady MacBething me!" and Brian laughs. Owen gets up from his chair, saying, "You're so Lady MacBething me! Oh my god!" Brian talks along with him, exclaiming delightedly, "You got me! You got me!"
"That was good though, that was good, that was good," Owen tells him, before shifting to the same intensity Brian held before and saying, "That was damn good." "Really? You think so?" Brian asks, a little flattered, and Owen nods along, telling him, "Yeah, you're a fine actor, Murph. You've got real range; weird that Sam would keep casting you as a shouting idiot when you're so good at whispering." Brian has seemed flattered and considering as Owen talks, and when Owen shifts to a whisper on the last few words, Brian whispers back, "I know, right?"
"Ya know, Murph, this world is full of people like Sam," Owen says, putting his arm over Brian's shoulder and looking over at Sam. Sam now has the employee in a headlock. Owen elaborates, "People that break you down and try to put their boot on your neck. But there's also plenty of opportunities for a man like you." He taps Brian's chest for emphasis. "A man who does what needs to be done." A small dagger clatters to the floor and Owen looks down at it in false surprise, before saying, "Oops," and looking intensely at Brian.
Brian stares at the dagger for a tense moment before bursting out from under Owen's arm and exclaiming, "You cannot Lady MacBeth the Lady MacBether!" Owen laughs, putting up his arms and "Ohhh"ing as Brian gestures at him, grinning and telling him, "You cannot! No!" "I almost had you, though, I almost had you," Owen says, pointing at Brian, who agrees, "You did, you did." Owen asks, "Was the dagger too much?" Brian tells him, "It was a little bit too much, it was a little bit too much," holding his fingers close together to illustrate, and Owen echoes regretfully, "It was a little bit too much."
"Oh my god, that was very quick, though," Owen comments, before leaning in and echoing intensely, "That was very quick, the way you caught on to me like that." "I mean it wasn't easy," Brian says, then switches to the same intensity as Owen with, "You were very convincing." Owen, still intense, tells him, "Well, some would say my plan was almost Murph-esque in its genius." "Too bad Sam wouldn't see it that way," Brian tells him. They're both now very close and making prolonged eye contact. "Sam, of course, being the cause of all your problems," Owen says, and Brian returns, "Problems that need to be solved." "Solved with murder," Owen agrees, nodding a little, and then Brian grabs his head and kisses him.
Owen shoves him off and asks, "Dude, what? What? What are you doing?" Brian frantically defends, "I was Lady MacBething you! I was Lady MacBething you!" "No, we were Lady MacBething each other, then you kissed me!" Owen protests, and Brian throws his hands up in the air and says, "Oh, Lady MacBeth kisses Mr. MacBeth all the time! They're married; they have a great marriage!"
"Oh, yeah," Owen says. "Yeah, right," Brian agrees, and Owen comments, "Taps that pretty hard in act three. That's true." They nod at each other for a moment, before both lunging to make out with each other. It only lasts a second before Owen reels back, yelling, and there's a sound of a blood splatter as Owen looks in horror at the dagger plunged in his shoulder.
"Oh! Yeah!" Brian cheers, having just stabbed Owen. "You stabbed me!" Owen yells at him, and Brian yells back, "You just got Lady MacBethed, son!" "This doesn't happen in the play!" Owen tells him, sounding near tears. Brian yells, "I've never read Mr. MacBeth!" and the video ends. /end ID]
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idk what your all talking about tiktok rules
[video description: a mouse puppet wearing chainmail while sitting at a table. On the left side of the table, a bowl of two avocados pushes in. On the right, there is a small chalkboard, which the puppet turns to show that it reads "2 for $10." The puppet sings a parody of running up that hill. It sings "if I only could, I'd make a deal with God, two avocados for ten bucks. He'd say 'that's not very good.' I'd say 'yeah but you're God. Isn't money kind of beneath you?' he'd say 'it's the principle.' I'd say 'do you want avocados or not?' the video cuts out. End description.]
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I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.
i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying
She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory
Adjusted for Red-Green Colour Blindness:
So... it might have looked something like this:
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Doggust 2023 (part 2) by Jonathan Wesslund
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A blast from the past with some of my old Disney witches for #witchtober !
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25 years of ads peeled away
