Caponecinno

"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

Turning has its recurring gags. The "Spirit of the Cavalry" meaning "go honk wild on the enemy, screw our bloody noses." The broken sofas. Ms. Ever "Wow I Can't Believe Yuder And The Commander Are Getting Married For The Sake Of Awakeners Everywhere" Beck. Enon eating lemons raw with the rind. But my favorite is the "grander-than-reality rumors about Kiolle da Diarca." What will he do next? Nobody knows. Not even himself. That's how cunning he is.

Yuder: Why does the Commander keep giving me sweets all the time?

Yuder: eats 5 pieces of cake in one sitting, unprompted, the first time Kishiar gives him sweets

Yuder: I just don't get it 😕

… I see a pattern in my favorite Korean novel MCs. It's the resting bitch face but with an expressive inner voice. Also unreliable narrator for real lol.

The Redstone retrieval mission went like this, right?

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

They don't want you to know this, but God can't see us when there's no Pope. Any sin you commit now doesn't go against your permanent record.

Are you really "too nice" and "a giver" and "an empath" or whatever or are you really just sabotaging all your relationships by not communicating your needs and boundaries even when asked and then eventually still blaming the other person for your burnout and resentment

Absolute superbat

Way too funny not to share

by Colson Woodard

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

this is what i mean

Via @bulbaderp

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

the red light not fucking up human night vision is also why a number of older cars had gauges that lit up red at night

✨Welcome back Astronaut✨

✨Batman and his little Robin ✨

They heard someone talking shit about Bruce

butch dilfs are a fun fantasy but in real life they're always like "i would never take advantage of a younger woman" and "good-looking kid like you i'm sure you can find someone your own age" and it never works out because of their unshakeable morals

i forgot people here think old means 30 i should've said gilfs. think 50+

stop talking about 20yos flirting w/ 30yos just shut up shut up!!!