studentcomedy submitted: this is me
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Almost everyone in my school ships me and my best friend so our group of antisocial bundles of hate was talking about it. ~Yesterday before school~ Madison (the one in front): I kinda ship us. Everyone: OH MY GOD!!!! YOU JuST ADMITTED YOU LOVE HER!!!! NOW KISS FAGGOTS!!!! Me and Madison: O_O ~Going to first period~ Madison: Do I have a stain on my butt? I sat down in coke on the bus. Me: *checks* No Madison: This is why people think we’re dating. I get you to look at my ass. Me: That, us walking each other to our classes and lockers, and telling each other “I love you” when we get to our class. Madison: I wonder what our ship name would be. It would probably be weird with our names being long. Me: Whatever it is won’t be as good as Kohnnie, Jalex, Andley, Cashby, or Frerard.
It’s kinda long but whatever. That got me curious and now I want to know what it would be (my name’s Jacklyn and, as it says a lot in this post, Madison). Anyone know a good ship name for us?
~Jackison!
How Kohnnie Shippers feel after watching the truth or dare video #kohnnie #johlex #mde #mydigitalescape
Johnnie and Alex:
Me:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL KOHNNIE RIGHT HERE OMG I AM DYING WHO ELSE IS DYING
Kyle is queen asfff
Alex is literally goals
goals af
You claim you’re not a fake fan yet, you only like one band member and not the rest.
a beautiful poetic piece of dialogue from sinnersandangels (via lotslovely)
Welcome to My Digital Escape
I love them SFM WHY CANT I MARRY ALL OF THEM YO FAHKNI BECH WHYVCANT III NUU UI WANNA MARRY DEM NOO STOOOPV I HATE YOU BETXCH SHUCK THE FUK UP SHUK MY SATH


