hmmm

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

Arby HIMSELF

Pokemon is trying to slowly convince us Pikachu was always fluffy and I for one accept this future

Did you think the mouse was just smooth and had yellow skin like a little Simpsons demon

I picked the wrong subtitle file

No?? This is exactly how I remember it

fuck all romance except my chemical

while he’s “roughly the size of a barge” and dumb as hell, gaston is NOT a himbo because he’s missing the ultimate himbo factor: kindness

the h in himbo stands for heart

Heart

Idiocy

Muscle

Beefiness

Optimism

Gaston is just an imbo then

Imbo is short for IMBOCILE

Moses is gone, post Golden Calf

Hey guys, I’m finally back from talking to The Lord on the mountai-

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y’ALL DOING DOWN HERE?

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

oh my god why have i never seen this gif

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

am i right gamers

hey gamers am i right

normal bird

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

@shitpostsampler?

Don’t let the mistakes of your past define you.

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

I am also realizing that actual intellectuals make their subjects easy to understand, and faux intelectuals will attempt to baffle.

“If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.”

- Albert Einstein

White ppl used to be like: “I’m colonizing in the name of religion!!!”

And now they’re like: “let’s colonize in the name of science fuck your sacred land we wanna build a big telescope”

links to above info and if you want to help:

https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/7/24/20706930/mauna-kea-hawaii

https://350.org/protect-mauna-kea-stand-in-solidarity-with-kanaka-oiwi/

https://www.protectmaunakea.net/

my college is one of the fundraisers for this. please join the student body in telling them that it is unnecessary theft and desecration of sacred land.

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

Oh my god

I’m dead now

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

My step-mom just got a 4th Gen savannah cat and he came running up to me when I played this

Cheetahs are my favorite BIG CAT! Fuck the technicalities. These bbies are TOP OF The FOOD CHAIN