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I literally still cant believe @juxtp0se got me a little tiny edgar for my birthday im SCREAMING 😭💕💥💥

Announcing the Bad Apple Artists onbline auction for this month with the theme "the fool's journey" (tarot). As soon as I heard that, I knew exactly where to find inspiration - in the incredible world of Robin Hobb's Farseer books! Who else here can't get enough of Fitz and the Fool's adventures? This original mixed media painting will be up for grabs during Bad Apple's July auction, scheduled from 28th JUL at 23:00 to 31st JUL at 23:00 UTC+02 Come, let's celebrate the Fool's Journey in the most whimsical way possible! See you at the auction!

completely enamoured with this thread

yeah im sold

Imagine trying to confess to your crush and accidentally talking him onto dating HIS crush.

barkley is a sad octoling whose memory is constantly decaying, head spinning, and barnacles burrowing into his flesh. he used to have fun participating in events with his luna blaster but has since been banned from most activities due to being so accident prone.. its for his own good...

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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i found something today and instantly recognized it

“I’m not going to do the thing because I don’t view it as important.” ← Conscious decision made of your own free will.

“I want to do the thing because I view it as important, but trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would.” ← Executive dysfunction, a physical health problem that doesn’t answer to your own free will.

“Trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would. This must mean I don’t actually want to do the thing and I’m just tricking myself into thinking I do.” ← No, that’s still executive dysfunction, but you’re having brainworms about it.

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

@kyriathanatos

Getting into fic writing through Undertale and Homestuck has seriously fucked with my perception of POV - like wdym most people don't default to writing in second person? Wdym most people in my English class haven't heard of it while I'm here accidentally writing in it all the time??

the homestuck fandom would like to have a word with you

funny orange that ol rascal

happy modnay

Chillin artfight for hoolyyyyy !!

Needed my own reminder for my stubborn ass.

It's official! The winner of the 2023 Ryu Ga Gotoku Drip Tournament is the one, the only,

Goro Majima!