not giving context
naw fuck new years resolutions. it’s thanksgiving now bc i said so. i’d like 2 thank me for not taking advantage of me, staying alive, and making me laugh. ty and goodbye !
cowabunga kel
cowboy kel
capybara kel
comrade kel
catboy kel
...crewmate kel
karen kel
cowabummer kel
cowbestie kel
candy kel
canary kel
killed kel
...rt
stop drawing men with flat chests i hate you
men dont have flat chests irl unless theyve had srugery and most dont sojust be respectful and use your brain and draw men with fat large boobies all the time.
STOP TALKING ABOUT PECS I HATE YOUUUUUU THIS POST IS LITERALLY ABOUT BREASTS AND BOOBS AND TITS. I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT "CIS MEN" WHAT EVEN IS THAT.
Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible
Me: I'm not that drunk
Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh
Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.
LMFAOOO
“I wish I had Olivia Rodrigo when I was young” was Electra heart not good enough for u?
the closest i’ve come to experiencing gender is listening to the electra heart album
true !!
AYYY HAPPY PRIDE MOUNTH
how the fuck do you spell motnh
month
GOT IT