A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city
right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!
11 year old: Michigan is in America
right wingers:
My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.
The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.
He was very scared
save him
i don’t know who blessed us with the editing for this show, but this is the single funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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the idea that anyone who approaches sex in an unconventional way (asexuals, kinky people) is LGBT is a direct product of the perception of gay sex as deviant and strange
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Ana: Hey! I got some new lore, and possibly a ski-
Soldier 76:
I just unintentionally called an elderly white woman an idiot for not believing in climate change
That was fully intentional, and she deserved it.
You know what? You’re right. Post cancelled.
Reblog to call the elderly white people in your area that do not believe in climate change an idiot and that they don’t know what they are talking about.
Short tops are valid.. Also cute
I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong
ok it time to admit that Antz is the UGLIEST animated film ever.
Antz is like one of those B movies that they put on Walmartz when the better version of the film (A Bug’s Life) is in theaters.
oh this is just the icing on the cake!
Some of y’all never had a Paramore, Green Day, Simple Plan, AFI & My Chemical Romance phase and it shows!
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Damn I’m fucking old cause my first thought was how my green day phase was long before those other bands existed.
battleflan
Some of y’all never had an Incubus, Eve 6, and 311 phase and it shows.
And we’re doing pretty okay lmao
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Paramore and my chemical romance looool
Bruh I was “turn around and die” personified in college 😂
timelessziowl167
Okay that’s honestly my phase right now 😂. Paramore, Simple Plan and My Chemical Romance.
usagihime89
Yikes.
Adding Aiden and Hawthorne Heights this list for phases. And then Say Anything if I wanted to be an angry teen.
Only the real know about Hawthorne Heights!
I mean if the Used, Skillet, Three Days Grace weren’t in the list, was the phrase as real as we thought it was?
There’s so many great bands out there but I listed my top faves …. But Skillet is on the list too.
if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real
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I can understand wanting a hood ornament, but this is something else via Shitty_Car_Mods
fuck u shitty car mods this is a Statement