THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987), dir. Rob Reiner.

We’re all just walking around with stomachs full of vomit.

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is wallet, glasses, keys and phone”.

BABY BATH BABY BATH BABY BATH

I’d absolutely be talking to the big baby in the baby voice.

@keyhollow look at this handsome man!

Everyone talks about how traveling back in time and doing something small, like killing a butterfly, can drastically change the present, but no one talks about how doing something small today, like planting a tree, can drastically change the future.

If an actual FBI Surveillance Van named its Wi-Fi network “FBI Surveillance Van,” it wouldn’t raise a single eyebrow.

Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.

Mr Rogers A+ Parenting

i’m not crying you’re crying

The people who admit that there’s a lot they don’t know usually know a lot more than the people that claim to know everything

— Sade Andria Zabala (via purplebuddhaquotes)

Always … all … everything

Coffee or death 😏

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