Since Toad’s arms are too short to correctly handle a steering wheel, he is given a special long-armed model in the Mario Kart series. Left: Toad’s model from Mario Party 9. Right: Toad’s model from Mario Kart 8.
no!!!!!! he’s a growing boy!!!!!!!!!
king of drinking milk and eating his vegetables
I’m just surprised anyone would date you… especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.
Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?
just saying when oscar isaac was alive in the 15th century he was probably the muse of like ten different artístes who fought for the right to paint and sculpt him
hmm just woke up and wondering why the FUCK i typed “when” instead of “if”
In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard
When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs
Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind
“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.
