original character in chinese wuxia style of 旋风博文
EYES POP OUT OF SKULL HOLY SHIT

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original character in chinese wuxia style of 旋风博文
EYES POP OUT OF SKULL HOLY SHIT
lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it
It's incredible how much pop psychology and therapyspeak boils down to treating individualism as the phenomenological norm for human beings and any form of human communication or relationship based on negotiation, compromise, self-sacrifice and trust as an act of violence against the individual
I was born hungry
Lords of dungeon
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…
“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”
oh my god he’s so into it
metal
Kotaro: "Come hither, fools!"
Franchouchou, dressed in new outfits covered in bells for an unflattering promo shoot: *Jingle miserably across the floor.*
with everything else that happened it's easy to forget what an incredible entrance this was
found someone on twitter who stitched together the pan up and. dude.
when did this happen???
i hope they never fix the minecraft glitch that causes you to beat the shit out of your dick whenever you get into bed
idk if its a minecraft thing or a replay mod thing i dont care whoever is responsible please never get rid of it
I want every family friendly minecraft youtuber to suffer when theyre rendering nice cinematic shots for videos and their sad little blocklet is forced to wack off face up shaders on
marcille, confronted with boiled mushroom: ewwwww it was just up and walking arooouuuund
marcille, confronted with her best friend's skeleton: [etching an evil necromantic circle into the ground] the concepts of "right" and "wrong" were crafted by empires of men to shackle and puppet us
get him a ouppy!!!!!