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A Better World on the Horizon

@messerdegrandpre

just some gay they/them

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

why is he putting his hand in his pants

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

lmaooooooooo

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julshii

anyone please ask your crush out like this

The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

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daitoshi

oops my hand slipped

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nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

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maria-ruta

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

80

NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut

C’mon guys… it needs some smut

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janaya7609

THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART

O HECk IT GOT bETtEr

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zaku-kazu

OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!

THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG

Omg it’s here!

THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

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soubidou

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

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snovolovac

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3

ITS BACK

I’m just sitting here

Hitting my knee

Squealing and smiling omfg

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.

This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.

AAAAAAHH ITS BACK

THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡

coolneko

Only because it’s fucking cute!!!

This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction  If the text is to small: Happy birthday!!! ……….. I’ll see you later today? If you want…. I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

Keepin it rollin! 

My contribution to this adorable story ^^

Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?

Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.

Double plot twist: same

i added sum more–

This is my favorite.

B E A U T I F U L

The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow.

IT’S B A C K

i love this so much

HI YES THIS IS MY CONTRIBUTION 

It got so much better than the last time i saw it!!❤❤❤

LAST I WAS HER ETHERE WAS A DIFFERENTS TORY ITS BRANCHING AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER

This fucking comic had been added to over the course of six years. That’s insane, it’s beautiful. It’s inspiring, all these people from different places at different times some have moved on other still here it’s wild.

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smol-aqua

oh my hecc i love it

YES THERES MORE

I will always reblog this

I can’t. Too cute. This gave me too many feels at 2:30 in the morning. I need more but I can’t draw. 

Hi yall, I sent our good good boys to the dance <3 

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wxlfstxrx

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG i love everything about this ahhhhh the balloon in the corner ;);) and the queen and her date!!!!!!!!!!!!! brb swooning

I can’t draw for shit but can someone make them dance? It’s all I need in this life

I SWEAR WHEN I STOP BEING SO SHIT AT  DRAWING I WILL ADD ON TO THIS

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stankpasta

THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT BREATHE

AHHHHH ITS BACK THERES MORE

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jesscookie

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

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fawksman

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

i don’t see it

now i see it

I don’t see anything?

If you are someone who is feeling very discouraged after Super Tuesday:

It's way too early to call this a defeat. Biden is currently at 627, Bernie is at 552, Biden is only leading by 75, and 3 out of the 4 Bernie won states from this past Super Tuesday collectively have yet to assign 113 delegates which alone could even things out a bit more. The candidates need 1,991 delegates to win the nomination (NEITHER OF THEM ARE HALFWAY THERE YET). Additionally, there are still 37 states and territories that haven't voted yet. Michigan still hasn't voted (125 delegates to be allocated), Florida still hasn't voted (219 delegates), New York hasn't voted (274 delegates), Pennsylvania hasn't voted (186 delegates), and New Jersey hasn't voted (126 delegates). Based on the numbers right now, a decisive win in any of those states could change the narrative if people go out and vote.

So, NOW is the time more than ever to get out and vote. Now is the time to donate if you can. This isn't over yet.

If you are worried about getting time off work (even though most states allow this), if you are worried about time between classes and long lines at your polling station, check your county’s early voting information! You might be able to vote on a day you have off or don’t have class, including weekends, and most of the time the lines for early voting are much shorter.

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LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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Dam it it got better

S T O P

Do Darth Maul next!

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This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

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thej-key

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

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nexar-k
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ENOUGH

NO

😬

do grand moff tarkin.

The last one got me.

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

IT GOT BETTER

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kari-izumi

The best add ❤️

The police don’t interfere with white supremacist military cosplayers because the police are often white supremacist military cosplayers.

This is what institutional racism and white male privilege looks like. The double standards afforded white men is off the charts, yet they complain they are on the verge of white genocide.

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viking369

The last real gun control legislation passed in this country was by Gov. Ronnie Ray-gunz, with NRA support, to disarm the Black Panthers in Oakland.

Low-wage workers are not who you think. #Fightfor15

And even if they were teens, so what??? But yes to all of this.

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jewblog

not even so what if they’re teens—my mom was working minimum wage at 13 (she lied about her age) to help put food on the table; millions of teenagers today are forced to do the same thing.

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Town of Tusayan 

P.O. Box 709 | 845 Mustang Drive

Tusayan, AZ 86023 PHONE +1 (928) 638-9909 

EMAIL

Mayor Craig Sanderson 

mayorsanderson@gmail.com 

Vice-Mayor Becky Wirth 

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Councilor | Brady Harris 

Tusayancouncilharris@gmail.com

 Councilor  |  Al Montoya 

almtusayan@hotmail.com 

Councilor  |  Robb Baldosky 

robb@tusayanaz.com 

if you don’t have time to write an email, here’s a pre-written letter: https://pastebin.com/Cc3YBWYA 

just copy, add your name, and send the email to a town member!

Please do! Corporations are the biggest criminals of climate change, environmental damage and pollution. Capitalism is rooted in destruction. 

Source: twitter.com

i attacked S.E Hinton and it was a heterophobic hate crime

FUCK

liek dis if u cri everytiem :,C

“I think these two characters, who happen to be the same gender, are in lo-”

“YOURE ATTACKING ME FOR BEING HETEROSEXUAL!!!”

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karla-marx

one reblog = one attack

okay but why did sokka and zuko leave behind the most "we're repressed 90s best friends driving out to my uncle's cabin for the weekend just the two of us for bro time, to drink a few beers, catch a few fish, (maybe practise kissing? 👀)" note that they could have possibly written

Katara: ZUKO YOU SON OF A BITCH IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT MY BROTHER-

Sokka: hey guys we're back and we brought Dad and Suki!

Katara: ... so the fishing trip...?

Zuko: that was our cover story

Katara:

Katara: haha, I mean call me crazy but for a horrible second there Sokka I was worried you two had gone off on a date, can you imagine? you and Zuko together?

Sokka:

Zuko:

Sokka: you have to tell her

Zuko: Sokka she will murder me

Sokka: yOUR SISTER TRIED TO MURDER ME LITERAL HOURS AGO IT'S YOUR TURN NOW

seconds later:

on september 11th 2001, two planes crashed into the world trade centre in new york city. It was a massacre. 3000 dead in a matter of 24 hours. the entire world was in shock of the atrocity, the brutal, diabolical murder of scores of innocents. 

the american government reacted accordingly. a full investigation was launched to hold the culprits responsible – what nation could have sanctioned such a brutal attack on so many innocents? what kind of soulless country could, regardless of vendetta, allow such a heinous crime? 

by 2002, the united states had their answer. the investigation was complete. A 600 page document known as the Congressional Report on 9/11 was released. approx 20 pages detailing the workings of the nation responsible were produced. The report was published. 

Except the name of the country responsible for 9/11 was redacted in the report. blackened out with a sharpie. It would remain redacted for 14 years. The country in question? Saudi Arabia. 

Instead of declaring to the world who was involved in orchestrating 9/11, the u.s. would hide this information for over a decade. 

Instead, they would point fingers at Iraq, whilst knowing that iraq had nothing to do with the attack in the first place. They would orchestrate journalistic propaganda in the new york times about “weapons of mass destruction” – a narrative that had been proven false by their very own intelligence officers, a narrative that had been shot down by every journalist that had ever stepped foot in Niger (where the purported ingredients of mass destruction were coming from). Regardless, the New York Times would dutifully publish the perverted stories anyway. NYT editors would say “to not invade iraq is the bigger mistake”. 

In 2003, the months of building up false stories in the media, propaganda in every mainstream newspaper, journal and t.v. show would pay off. The u.s. would invade iraq. 

from 2003 -  2011 the country of iraq would be brutalized in ways never seen before by mankind. modern, 21st century warfare would decimate the very spirit of iraq. at least 460 000 innocent, iraqi civilians murdered in 8 years. entire generations were wiped out in less than a decade. we will never know their names. 

waves of sexual violence committed upon “captured” cities ensued at the hands of american soldiers. many of the survivors, if not dead at the hands of their occupiers, would take their own lives. we will never know their names. 

in 2011, the blood in iraq is finally dry. we’ve leeched all of it. we’ve procured the natural resources we came for – it’s time to head out. the so called WMD we came for were never found, they did not exist, they were never real to begin with. A far cry from how things got started, we start seeing articles about the falsehood of the iraq war. the same publishers who willingly handed out propaganda to the masses about WMD in Saddam’s hands are now saying “wait…we’ve made an error.” the narrative shifts. the occupation ends 3 years after a new commander in chief is granted the power to end it. in its wake we leave behind military bases and mercenaries that are ready to activate whenever called upon. 

That same year, the u.s. supports various popular movements across the arab world. tens of regimes are flipped. 

and in that same year, using the same weapons left behind by valiant american rapists and invaders, an army of another kind of mercenaries is born. they call themselves ISIL, then ISIS. 

ISIS vows to cleanse the muslim world of shia muslims, minority sect muslims, christians, yezidis, Jewish people. ISIS also vows they are enemies of the u.s. America vows vice versa. Their feud is a celebrated one. ISIS, the evil nemesis of the Brave & Courageous America. 

But then, 2012 happens. America, losing their influence and control over the levant, start funding ISIS factions. America starts funding Al-Qaeda factions. 

The same NYT that once convinced us that Iraq had WMD is now INSISTING that these al-qaeda factions, that themselves claim to be brothers of al-qaeda, are moderate rebels simply looking for democracy and liberation. people believe it. 

America’s proxies in the levant go on to destroy the region in unimaginable ways–and then, 2018 happens. 

Iraqis & Iranians destroy ISIS. Indisputably, action from both nations led to the destruction of ISIS, now a paid member of the U.S. military. America, once using ISIS and AQ factions to regain control over the levant struggles to position themselves as the heroes – attempting pathetically to play both sides of the same coin. Again, the same way outlets like NYT backtracked their Iraq war propaganda, they start apologizing for identical mistakes in naming actual american funded terrorists as “freedom fighters.” another cycle ends. 

ISIS is gone, but the real loss is America’s. They’ve lost the barbaric feudalistic control they once held in the region via ISIS and Al-Qaeda. Their terrorist assets have been reduced to ashes by a people they once themselves invaded from 2003 - 2011.

This brings us to today. The united states has assassinated Qassem Soleimani, Iran’s second in command. this is akin to another nation murdering the likes of mike pence, joe biden or dick cheney. it is an act of war. 4000 troops have been deployed to the Iraq-Iran region. It is an invasion. 

And just as in 2003 the NYT & MSM justified the faulty invasion of iraq, and just as in 2012 the NYT & MSM justified the funding of ISIS & AQ factions, in 2020, a new propaganda will circulate to justify the illegal assassination of sovereign leaders. 

New propaganda will circulate to justify a new era of bloodshed in Iraq & Iran and the rape and murder of innocents.  New propaganda will vilify young, brown children as terrorists.  New propaganda will circulate to return us to the year 2003. 

There is nothing I can do within my capacity to help anyone. I am completely useless in saving any of the lives that will be taken in the next several years. 

All I can do is ask that when you see a piece of information that attempts to justify the actions of the u.s. on foreign soil, in any foreign nation, that you reduce it to ashes. They lied to you in 2003, they did it again in 2011, they are doing it again in 2020. 

Reject the lie. It’s all we can do. 

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

We can start now

Hey, fellow Iranian here, I have some shit to clear up abt the entire Iran situation.

America has been intervening with Iranian politics since the 20th century, this isn’t the first time they’ve tired to rid an Iranian military/political leader and this entire Soleimani situation is just another stepping stone. Republicans have fucked up the middle east to the point of nothing but conflict or American capitalist puppet governments, and somewhat they think that what they’re doing is for the good of themselves. They don’t realise how much fucking lives they are putting at risk if they DO go to war, and majority of Iranians would probably be unable to leave the country whether it be financial problems migrating or safety reasons. 

The war is not only going to result in a mass influx of Iranian/Iraqi immigrants coming over to western countries, but also, it’s going to give alt right groups and other Islamophobic hate groups an opportunity to target us in more unwelcome political bigotry and hatred, meanwhile many innocent lives of Iranian civilians back home will be lost thanks to Trump’s bullshit patriotic Islamophobic actions, on behalf of the capitalist agenda. My family is at risk, many others are at risk, this isn’t a matter of fact of you joking about getting ‘drafted’ into the war, or ‘hahahahaha we’re in ww3 hahaha im gonna get drafted to Iran’, LITERAL INNOCENT LIVES ARE AT RISK. 

non-Iranians/non-middle easterners can reblog but don’t fucking clown