eternally true

"going out would be more fun if it sucked ass"

i think this would be very enjoyable and enriching for a pet 1980s businessman, or Jerma

Before I… crack them open?

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

WHAT IS THAT

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

So do we tell them about Tchibo or would that be too overwhelming right now?

Artist twitter @fofffolfy

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

I gotta take my chances

my goal is to install so many browser plugins to strip out ads, sponsor breaks, and general shitty parts of Youtube's functionality that the site's staff email me personally to beg for mercy

Any recommendations for such plugins?

these are all for Firefox. if you use Chrome, I would encourage you to not do that

uBlock Origin obviously.

SponsorBlock is the other one I've used for ages and it is great. It depends on user-sourced info, so it won't always have anything for you, especially for smaller channels, but it lets you skip over things as specific as 'don't show me the non-music bits of music videos.' But also, mostly, sponsors, and other advertising-y things that are part of the video itself.

I was introduced to Youtube Search Fixer just today and it is promising for things like 'don't force me to watch shorts in this shitty Tiktok-wannabe UI' or just 'fuck shorts entirely, actually.'

Enhancer for Youtube isn't so much doing things that would make the devs cry as just adding lots of customization options and--this is important--it lets you disable autoplay.

some of these add-ons have overlapping functionality and you probably don't wanna enable the same stuff for all of them, lest they Tussle

"what will i do if no new shows or movies come out"

have you considered playing the numbered xenoblade chronicles trilogy, all of which is playable on the widely owned nintendo switch system

and don’t forget to play the DLC as well.

By Eddie and Pat Hayden

DASHBOARD UNFUCKER V1.0

as 90% of desktop users have probably found out, today @staff released an update that for some insane reason COMPLETELY remodels the dashboard to replicate twitter's. this is of course in the wake of numerous other thoroughly hated changes and a continued refusal to fix any of the site's actual problems, half of which stem directly from site management.

HOWEVER, thanks to the power of jQuery, i was able to throw together a userscript that remodels the dashboard back to its original look almost perfectly.

here is my dashboard right now, with the script active:

and here is the old dashboard in separate tab container that hasn't received the update:

it's hardly perfect; i had trouble making it force reload to the fixed layout when switching between other pages and the dashboard, and it currently only fixes just the dashboard. it's also completely untested on browsers other than firefox, and chances are it looks a bit screwy on ultrawide monitors. but for now at least, it's a good fix.

the unfucker is a tampermonkey userscript. all you have to do to use it is install the tampermonkey extension, hit "create new script", and replace the default code on the page with the script (link here) and save it.

when a carrd is like "usual dni criteria" what the fuck does that even mean. you're just admitting that you don't even know what moral standard youre claiming to uphold here. literally "I agree with whatever everyone else is saying"

I'm immune to gacha and live service retention mechanics because if I ever think "man I can't wait to be done with this busywork so I can stop doing it" I just cut out the middleman and stop doing it right then and there.

what the FUCK is this

useful sensible features that are definitely not stupid awful and redundant in this layout:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

Mad because you don't have bird vision?

Seethe . You will never b them

RIP yahoo answers

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

More pics from that day

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

to have the decadence this finch is experiencing with millet seeds...