Bzzzzzzz

dumbasses getting ‘superpowers’ & becoming ‘superheroes’….as soon as i figure out how to teleport i’m using it primarily to visit random restaurants 

and internet friends

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Your sports team will be very successful this year.]

If there’s a bee in my hand, what’s in my eye?

Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

you should experience this. via

https://www.vitaminwater.com/hit-refresh-for-exotic-mango-island-pic/and-20fl-oz-of-tropical-oasis/wow/wish-i-was-there/enhanced/e/the-hot-key-is-command-shift-r/electrolytes/be-sure-to-hit-refresh/but-not-too-much/you-have-to-give/the-page-a-chance-to-load/

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

this just made my whole week

Click that link!! It’s amazing X°D

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

we had a lockdown the other day and someone kept playing that song from The Lion King

we all had to be completely silent but every few minutes all of the sudden

and it was completely dark so nobody could figure out who it was

I like how I can hear the song through the expressive e’s

Teenagers probably wouldn’t hate school as much if it started just a few hours later.

Or, if it didn’t make me feel very judged and full of depression