— Theodore Roethke, from “Straw for the fire.”

💋(18+) natal astrology observations part 1

✫ 8th house jupiters could be whole-ass virgins and still radiate BDE big dick energy since jupiter expands what it touches (this is especially true if it is in a fire sign or scorpio). these people also tend to just know what to do in the bedroom even if it is their very first time.

✫ people with venus conjunct/square mercury will know exactly what to say to make you finish, but they will wait until the very last moment to say it. they may not even say it at all, but rather keep it all to themselves. they will edge you with their words.

✫ aries/1st house lilith is the throat GOAT of the zodiac. a blessing and a curse because a lot of people may prefer their mouths to their 🐱.

✫ mars square/conjunct neptune/uranus screams crippling porn addiction to me I'm sorry

✫ pluto in 1st house people will fuck you with their eyes. you may have to look away at times as it can feel super intense. they see through you completely. it feels like you have something degrading like "I'm a dirty little slut" painted on your forehead.

✫ mars square/conjunct jupiter people can have really amazing stamina and they are super competitive. they may have sex for a really long time, but that doesn't mean it takes them a really long time to finish. the type to be fully soft while still having their hands on you.

✫ venus conjunct neptune or pluto have siren eyes for sure. depending on the signs and houses, venus conjunct sun or moon have doe eyes.

✫ scorpio moons x being called mommy unsolicited.

✫ virgo/6H venuses have the best hands and know how to use them very well. they also always have a distinct smell or is known for smelling good. almost makes me think like pheromones and shit

✫ cancer risings and their AMAZING skin.

✫ saturn opposite venus likes the idea of getting caught in public or getting caught by someone who they shouldn't have. It's something about this need to express love and intimacy in a way that either feels defiant or revolutionary to a paradigm that has been established for them previously.

✫ moon trine saturn likes being made to wait. they like being forced to practice self-restraint and exercise their dignity with a sense of grace. they love to be made to feel completely desperate while being just as desperate to keep their composure. they want to serve you.

things I want but will never ask for:

- you to text me first - blowing up my phone bc you miss me - forehead kisses - back rubs - hugs from behind - calling me “your girl” - sending me songs that make you think of me - playing with my hair while I fall asleep - “did you remember to…” texts - holding my hand all the time - morning sex - reassurance that you love me - dancing in the kitchen - late night talks about life - silly pictures - breakfast dates

Reblogging to let others know…

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

Dead Poets as Quotes From my Freshman Year Math Class

Todd: I’m so stressed all the time that i get withdrawals when i don’t have obligations - Charlie, to Mr. Keating: Someday when i’m famous you’re gonna wish you didn’t give me a D on that test - Charlie: You think I won’t fight everyone? I’ll fight you all! Except Meeks, cause he’s my study buddy - Meeks: I would say I was up all night partying but I was actually procrastinating homework until 4 AM - Keating: Where’s your homework? Charlie: You know it just went on lunch break, check back in 15 minutes - Neil: You can’t steal from me, I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams - Todd: *looking at a paper that says “WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS” in all caps* - Charlie: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto - Knox: I hate everyone in this school, except myself cause he’s a handsome devil

Or, alternatively,

Todd: I hate everyone in this school, except Neil cause he’s a handsome devil

Because there aren’t enough posts in the DPS fandom

For those of you who hang out in the Dead Poets Society and Anderperry tags, I am gifting you with the following links:

Here is the final script of Dead Poets Society.

Here is the original script.

Here are the deleted scenes.

Here is a video with the boys in New York which is just really important okay.

Here is an interview with the cast when they were still little DPS fetuses.

These are just kind of five things you didn’t know you needed, so enjoy, stay safe, cry often, I love you guys.

You do you, Boyle.

The Zodiac Signs as Pride and Prejudice Quotes

Aries: “A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

Taurus: “Every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.”

Gemini: “I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.”

Cancer: “In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

Leo: “Angry people are not always wise.”

Virgo: “I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! – When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.”

Libra: “Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.”

Scorpio: “I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

Sagittarius: “What are men to rocks and mountains?”

Capricorn: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

Aquarius: “There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well.”

Pisces: “To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.”

the signs as 5sos lyrics

aries: tune out the static sound to the city that never sleeps  taurus: i wish we’d never met cause you’re too hard to forget gemini: i wish that i could wake up with amnesia cancer: so i drown it out, like i always do libra: in the moonlight, you looked just like an angel in disguise virgo: have you been eating breakfast alone like me leo: i’ve found my sweet escape when i’m alone with you scorpio: we’re not alright but i’ll pretend sagittarius: i feel so damn lost, but it comes with a cost of being alone capricorn: i guess i was running from something, i was running back to you aquarius: i bite my tongue but i wanna scream out pisces: it’s 3 A.M. and the moonlight’s testing me

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Reblog if you're a 5sos blog

5sos: *does something stupid*

me:

my cheeks hurt from seeing all these pics of 5sos lookin smiley

5sos has really made this year their bitch and i couldn’t be more proud

calum: *smiling*

calum: *laughing*

calum: *with a pup*

calum: *making a joke*

calum: *talking about people/things he loves*

calum: *existing*

me, calum stans, cashton stans, ashton and the entire human race:

soft boyfriend calum is the ultimate aesthetic

Smiley bub