sketchin 🦉
congrats lil buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it
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thinking about John asking Augustine for his loyalty. quoting Richard II and casting himself as Henry IV. trying to manifest his Bolingbroke act 5 moment by wishing really hard
And then Augustine is like: I don’t care about your Shakespeare. Fuck you
she is perfect. she gets things done. she canonically fucks even if you take away her literal body. she did so many war crimes probably. she is a girl dad. she keeps accidentally getting herself into doomed poly relationships in which two people share a body. she has a nicotine addiction. she is a milf. she is not a pimp but it flatters her to be thought of as one. she is pyrrha dve
So imagine if there’s two girls, and one of them knows how to fight with skeletons.
my favorite part of the barbie movie trailer was when margot robbie emerged from her tomb deep underground and said “this is how meat loves meat”
“i want to fix him” “i want to make him worse” “i want to put him in the microwave” “i want to study him under a microscope” well i want to put him in a jail, and fill up the jail with acid once for every time he made a frivolous remark, or ate peanuts at a cohort admiralty meeting, or said, “what would i know, I’m only God”
