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unstoppable morron

@merryrexmas

27, gay, Poz here lies a collection of shitposts

Rating the Red Circle Emojis

Apple:

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6/10 - its fine i guess. gets the job done. its a bit shiny which i dont really get but overall its nice. actually kinda pleasing the longer i look at it.

Google:

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5/10 - very flat but there is a TINY bit of shading which i hate. choose one. but it still works and gets the point across. its fine.

Microsoft:

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7/10 - now normally i hate microsofts giant black borders but it really works for this one i think. its simple. its cute. i like it.

Samsung:

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3/10 - why the fuck is it so shiny. thats not a red circle thats a sphere. what the fuck am i supposed to do with a sphere. fuck this.

Twitter:

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9/10 - hell yeah. simple. zen. it is kinda dark compared to the rest which im deducting points for. overall hell yeah. 

emojidex:

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-11000/10 - what the fuck is this. do i even need words. fuck you. this isnt even a circle its 3d. thats a button. its also the fucking shiniest goddamn button ive ever seen. fuck you. fuck this. 

Messenger:

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0/10 - did you even fucking try

Mozilla:

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10/10 - oh my god. thank you. fucking thank you so much. thats a fucking red circle!!! thats what the fuck im talking about babey!!! 

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How to spot a bottom

- You can’t

- Stop basing your idea of gay sex between men off homophobic stereotypes and realize a certain personality type or body type doesn’t indicate whether or not they’re a top or bottom

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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

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foreplay with Todd

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do you ever think before you post

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yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post