When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

hi im here to ruin everything 

rule number 1: You never ever tell someone to kill themselves

rule number 2: You never tell someone that they are fat

rule number 3: You never tell someone that they are thin

rule number 4: You never judge someone and point their flaws

rule number 5: If you don’t have anything nice to say just shut the hell up

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