heresthelifeivealwayslongedfor
I’m your only friend I’m not your only friend but I’m a little glowing friend but really I’m not actually your friend but I am. Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you make a little birdhouse in your soul not to put too fine a point on it say I’m the only bee in your bonnet make a little birdhouse in your soul
Your number eight song on your 2020 Spotify wrapped is the song that plays in the background of your umbrella academy fight scene
2021 predictions
- january: footage of trump being removed from the white house
- february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex
- march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery, ppl debate if they deserve money or not
- april: new meme called “boinkers”
- may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday
- june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten
- july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper
- august: ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~
- september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol
- october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again
- november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs
- december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts
me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?
my daughter with full confidence:
me:
Froggy says: remember to take some deep breaths when you aren’t feeling good!
obsessed with those stone stairs and archways in the middle of the woods that remain standing after the rest of the building has fallen to ruin
angelwormwood
portals
Don’t walk up the stairs
angelwormwood
if i want to get abducted by the fae that’s MY choice and you can’t stop me
what happens when two dramatic bitches like Geralt and Aragorn visit the same tavern on the same night and there’s only one corner table for them to brood at in a solitary fashion, would they take turns or share a booth while simply refusing to acknowledge each other’s existence
And there was only one corner table...!
oh my god there was only one corner table...
The Umbrella Academy S2
“Right Back Where We Started”
This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.
Putting myself gently down in a tub of boiling hot water feels so good… god should’ve made me a bag of tea honestly
