the proletariat need to start sniffing eachothers scent
the proletariat need to start feeling eachother up and rubbing up against eachother and inhaling deeply eachothers sweat smell

the proletariat need to start sniffing eachothers scent
the proletariat need to start feeling eachother up and rubbing up against eachother and inhaling deeply eachothers sweat smell
Lucy Lawless behind the scenes on Xena: Warrior Princess (1995)
Imagine being the coolest person alive
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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Freakin’ awesome. We live in anaheim so our boys got to enjoy the all-access Disneyland Daily pass. Our youngest (Tanner) wanted to be an officer. Unfortunately he was too small for the restraints on splash mountain so when the coaster sped up it flung him out and he skidded about 200 feet on the asphalt. Here’s what we’re keeping him in right now:
Disney won’t let us bury on park grounds because of a potential copyright issue with the superman thing.
We miss him a lot, but there’s a cancellation fee on the Daily pass, so we’ve been making the most of it. His brother still enjoys the park and since we chose not to press charges, we’re entitled to one free mickey pancake a day
??? Reading that looked like you tried to copy abd paste 3 differint stories together to make us not realise you just copied and pasted??
First of all: splash mountain is a water log ride. There are no places where it just…speeds…up? Its a fucking water log ride???
BECAUSE its a water log ride it DOESNT HAVE RESTRAINTS….it DOES however have a minimum height requirment of 46 inches to ride the ride, so EVEN IF this kid was too small, they WOULD NOT let them ride.
There is no asphault anywhere near the track itself. The CLOSEST you could come is the big drop at rhe end but again, minimum height requirement of 46 inches tall to ride, the angle of the drop and the speed at which you go it is physically impossible to get ‘launched’.
I feel like this is obvious but theres so much obviously wrong about the second addition i suppose i need to state this.
SUPERMAN. ISNT. DISNEY. Superman is DC. The only theme parks that have licenced DC character based rides is six flags.
Six flags, another park that HAS MINIMUM HEIGHT REQUIREMENTS for rides.
That has restraints on rides in which are necesary. Which again, YOU CANNOT RIDE IF YOU DO NOT MEET THE SAFETY GUILDLINES.
Go try to shitpost and ruin the reputation of a differint park, will you? At least make sure your story is even plausable before you open your mis-informed mouth.
@crabwalker Are you seriously explaining to me how Splash Mountain works? Do you think I don’t remember how my son died? Oh, and it’s “physically impossible to get launched?” Guess what, asshole? My SON got launched. This is the last photo we have of him.
You’ve said some cruel things to me, but I’m going to be the bigger person. I’ll be praying, for your sake, that nobody in your family ever gets launched.
That photo is based off of a meme of this lady looking pissed. That and I can’t find an incident based off of what you posted. Shut the fuck up.
Why did you photoshop tanner out of that picture?
sad that there are still ignorant tanner denialists out there
Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
if the politics in a ya novel aren’t radical enough for you. might i recommend a book for adults
“the resolution of the geopolitical conflict between the gormlins and alcazars lacked nuanced complexity and psychological depth” ok it’s for children
Terry Pratchett:
i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real
a contributing factor was that my friends started playing videos of scary organ music and balloon squeaking sounds simultaneously and audibly over mic
I swear to god I did not see a finger the first time
LIKE SERIOUSLY
the thing that gets me the most is his fingers even look like balls like the lighting is PERFECT whoever animated this scene had to know what they were doing
it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand
do you ever see a post so good that resonates with you so deeply you mourn that you were never bright enough to think of it yourself
The assassin girl is one of the best running characters (of this webcomic that is frequently not work safe, if you needed the warning) and I’m glad to know she canonically lives to old age but keeps on assassining
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.
Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):
Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):
Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):
Do you see the difference?
op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times
baroque gif