last night they were asked what bug they would want to be and tucker said he would be an ant and then it was like

anthony: why would you want to do that ants work all day?

me: anthony do you hate the working class

anthony, staring me directly in the eyes: fuck no i wanna be a roach. and eat fuckin trash all day.

amending this post to add that when i asked tucker to sign my stuffed red panda that i named tucker he was like “this is so cute” and my bf was like “we got it at the zoo :)” and then he went “oh sick! you know that’s where my mom got me”

Every single day of my life I become more and more ridiculous.

On the instant-gram I have started following a trans meme account that posts quotes from books and essays next to images of anime girls, and I’ve suddenly been overcome with a desire to actually use my story to post them. I am now sharing weird leftist academic transsexual memes from an account with autogynephilia in the name with all the normie cis people I’ve met in real life. I have no idea what they think of me now, but I’m having far too much fun to stop.

It took me too long to realize that not all the world is my enemy

what is wrong. like with all of you.

Heterosexual pride flag

Petekey parallels 2023//2005

Playing another musician's instrument is more intimate than sex

WHATTTTTTTTTT THE FUCK

warped tour 2005 but make it 2023 (cr: ceruleanclouds)

[July 2, 2023]

Look how GORGEOUS this video is

mikey playing bass for fob in the year of our lord 2023 (cr: madisonjaye)

[July 2, 2023]

chat is this real

Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004. inspired by (x)

"you're not man enough, not feminine enough"

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i'm not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

Donald Trump has been arrested

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HEY. TERFS REBLOGGING THE PUSSY RAP. ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU. WHY DO YOU THINK I INCLUDED THE LINE "THIS PUSSYS A PUSSY BUT ITS ALSO A PENIS"

THIS PUSSY IS TRANS THIS PUSSY IS QUEER THIS PUSSY SAYS RADFEMS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!

society will never recover from pro rev frank

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

Statler and Waldorf

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance