There is an art festival, today! And chalk available to draw with...
So, I drew a little buddy that loves the sun! And your brain!
I might draw "Trog Dor the Hork-Bajir", maybe, heehee

There is an art festival, today! And chalk available to draw with...
So, I drew a little buddy that loves the sun! And your brain!
I might draw "Trog Dor the Hork-Bajir", maybe, heehee
Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.
Pussy potent. Pussy persuasive. Pussy not local, that shit is invasive. Pussy feeble, pussy pathetic. This pussy ain't meta, this shit's diegetic. Pussy ambush, pussy boobytrap. Pussy equipped with a glock and a strap. Pussy not rude, this pussy's the meanest. This pussy's a pussy but it's also a penis
Pussy flexible, pussy twistable, pussy compelling, that shit's irresistible. Pussy bewildering. Pussy perplexing. Pussy be cursing and pussy be hexing. Eye of newt and turkey gizzard, drink a potion from the pussy wizard. This pussy tells the truth, this pussy tells lies. Can you see through my pussy disguise?
Pussy sopping. Pussy sweating. Pussy complicit, it’s aiding and abetting. Pussy disco. Pussy rave. Put that pussy on the radio waves. Pussy be zesty. Pussy be spiced. Serve up that pussy in a bowl with some rice. Pussy helter. Pussy skelter. I get more pussy than an animal shelter
they’re talking to each other omg (‘:
This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats
Statler and Waldorf
on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance
caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
Et tube Brute?
Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system
i am like a 14 year old boy in the way i cant stop saying dude and i think jacking off solves everything
im gonna shit
The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him.
Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally apologize for not heeding your warning to us.
Can’t fathom how I’ve been on this site so goddamn long that there’s a whole new generation of people on here that don’t know who Moreos Guy was.
Saw someone typo 'queerbaiting' as 'queenbaiting'. Is that when you think you hear Under Pressure but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby?
Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)
Queen
Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet
Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:
Lmaoo
It's disrespectful
This is SPECTACULARLY done
I feel called out
This is a work of true art.
THERE IS AN ACTUAL REASON FOR THIS.
So, your brain LOVES to compartmentalize. Just imagine how much information your meat sack has to hold every single day! Lights, conversations, social cues, body functions, textures, lists, EVERYTHING that makes a day a day. Well, it's a lot easier if you can remember it in chunks rather than one long string. Think of it as actors learning scenes in a play before running through the whole thing.
Our brains register thresholds and doorways as a new "scene", so it kind of gives you a soft reboot so you can make new memories. The reason you can't remember what you were thinking about in the other room? Because you weren't thinking about it in the first room. You were thinking about it in the second room while being physically present in the first room, and most often you're thinking it while moving (walking to the other room). Very best way to avoid it? Say it out loud.
Like, seriously. Audible things are way easier to turn into memories, thoughts are a lot harder to hold onto (which is why we often forget dreams). Need your phone charger? Go "Ah, phone charger!" out loud. It helps.
... I am legit gonna try the audible note-to-self and see if it can by-pass this compartmentalization.
Because oh, my god, the ADHD brain LOVES to go, “new room, who dis”
the disco before the breakdown, against me! / my way home is through you, my chemical romance
Did they actually not take Osama bin Laden off of the no fly list? What, just in case he comes back?
Not to give any credit to that hive of scum and villainy but god is Reddit funny
