last night they were asked what bug they would want to be and tucker said he would be an ant and then it was like
anthony: why would you want to do that ants work all day?
me: anthony do you hate the working class
anthony, staring me directly in the eyes: fuck no i wanna be a roach. and eat fuckin trash all day.
amending this post to add that when i asked tucker to sign my stuffed red panda that i named tucker he was like “this is so cute” and my bf was like “we got it at the zoo :)” and then he went “oh sick! you know that’s where my mom got me”






