Why is testosterone a controlled substance grow up like who cares

cooing & stroking the neighbourhood cats but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows i don’t ideologically agree with outdoor cats

seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

cats are such decadent little beasts like look at this thang

What a pose... truly fantastic

every day I get on here and see some post going "do not make an account on ZYLPPHONE, the hot new social media! it turns out making an account gives the creators (who are nazis) instant access to your bank account and also causes your pets to explode!" and this is all very baffling to me because I cannot believe anyone is actually fucking around with new social media platforms that shit sounds exhausting. if tumblr ever gives up and goes all the way under I will simply turn into a crab and go back to the sea you will not be finding my on zylophone

“Ever since I’ve taken my dog off prozac he’s been sooo saaassy!” insane sentence from my coworker 

i'm so nervous about eating other peoples' snacks in their house. they could have a whole cupboard full of snacks and i would be too afraid to eat any of it because what if i accidentally eat a bag of someone's special flavored doritos and it's their favorite flavor ever and they stopped making it and they're also never going to make it again and i've ruined their life now

you have to feed me. like a baby bird

guy who turns into a glass of milk when he gets angry and girl who turns into a plate of cookies when she's upset having a bitter argument with each other next to the chimney on christmas eve at 11:59 pm

#2735641 original posts remain

bad internet take and awful character analysis arent real they cant hurt me

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

nothing that says a boy can't be bioluminescent

much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

everybody straight till the narrative foil walk in

A map of the US like the ones comparing how many people say soda vs. pop, except it shows that half the country says “furry” and the other half says “anthro” except for a slice of South Dakota that says “funny animal”