a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands 

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

the password is “shoelaces”

i just want to be tiny

My AC doesn’t work and I’m sweating so much

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

OH WOW THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human

That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard

PINK WAVE Plus check out my latest synthwave album Age of Machines

Ojanayux dirukal. Runic ruler.

full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y'all got any spare macbooks y'all wanna toss this way?