Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

This has been my thanksgiving.

I was the frappachino

Hi!

If you’re seeing this on your dashboard, it will mean one of two things.

1) I am a horrible blog keeper and don’t know how to save drafts properly

2) I have finally decided to kill myself

I’m writing this on August 17th 2015. Chances are if this isn’t the date on your phone or laptop, it will be for the second reason.

I’m not sure how long my queue will last. I usually have a shit load of stuff in there.

I want to keep my memory alive but I don’t know how to do that because I am not memorable. 

Sure, I’ve got my stories, but in the big picture I’m not really all that special. 

If I decided to post this then whatever happened drove me to a stopping point. I can’t keep going. I know people say it gets better and I’m sure it does, but I’m so exhausted and tired I can’t pick myself up to see the bright light.

If you knew me, then please just carry on. But do me a favour? Reblog this.. I don’t want to be forgotten. I want to be held dearly in at least one person’s heart… not just family, either, friends too.

Please remember me. I don’t have a story to tell but please don’t forget the sarcastic Tumblr girl with an attitude. 

Love, astrologicalslut (Grace)

*my mom calls ur mom* hi i just called to tell you that your son didnt reblog my sons selfie? um no lorraine. you listen here, if you want to come to my tupperware party you better get your son in check. also your blueberry cobbler should not have won the state fair competition. goodbye lorraine.

BYE

im going to hell for this

“Pew?” “Pew”

u should always wear oversized sweaters bc when ur in an uncomfortable situation u can just kind of pull ur entire body into it and hide from the world until the danger passes, also if u want to, u can pretend ur a turtle

@dolphinpoetry

darth vader: join the dark side

luke:

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

raise your hand if you’re that type person who never knows what the hell is going on

Reblog if u could really use some anon love right now

Or anon hate

Basically just attention

Go Follow @thynebear

THE BFG Teaser Poster

Not following stitchkingdom.tumblr.com already? Just imagine what you’ve been missing!

wtf does that stand for BIG FUCKING GIANT

It stands for Big, Friendly Giant

I love the alternate titleXD

my straight male coworker looks over at my drawings

“you drew that boy in a dress” “yes I have” “…that’s cute he looks really cute in that” “yes” “draw another in a dress”

I’ve awakened something.