When a body part falls asleep

This is the best gif to depict that feeling

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

The BEST question i’ve ever got EVER 

hey friendly psa/reminder that with the seasons changing right now, a lot of people with mood disorders (and even people without them) can get all messed up and wonky from that so try to go a little easy on yourself if you find yourself spiraling or getting emotional a lot lately okay? youre doin your best. love u

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

This shit is still funny

Lmao what the hell!

Lmfao fuck that’s me

Why was he in jail?

@illmaticraj right now

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

Facts

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

Just to put some context into this:

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

Snippet from the Loveliness of yo Body Comic By Elizabeth Christoher

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

What the fuck is going on in your life

my dog took a bullet for me

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

Can you guys help me find my keys

yes randy what happened to your keys

I lost my keys