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i had to see if this was a real quote and it is
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If you feel guilty about quitting your job, the capitalists win.
Make a little dance~, Do a little love~, I mixed those up! I fucked it up!
I don' really know~ The other wo-ords~, Just make them up! Get down tonight!
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“I believe the wound is also the place where the skin reencounters itself, asking of each end, where have you been?”
— Ocean Vuong, from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous.
Wound healing as skin taking communion.
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*wake up* Cant wait for phone in bed time later!
Why wait? Get an early start to your day by just staying in bed and using the phone now! Live your best life.
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Got an anon ask the other day like "stop being so autistic (neutral tone)". I was initially not going to reply so I deleted it, but on second thought
- Depending on how that was intended, could be god-tier humor.
- I'll give up my autism when you pry it from my cold, dead, still flapping hands.
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art tips
- don't call what you create "content". regardless of what it is. that's the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is
- I was going to put other things but oh my god please just don't call yourself a "content creator". you are a person you are making art / writing / music / etc you are an artist an author a musician
- you are not an Image Generator For Clicks And Views. please. allow yourself to connect with your work by naming it properly and acknowledging yourself in kind
better art tips:
- you create Content
- you are a Content Creator
- your purpose and worth is Clicks and Views
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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha
When you're a regular, you start to clock these fucks on the first loop. "oh no, not this shit again".
Not their fault tho. Like everything else in this economy, they're overworked, underpaid, and management refuses to hire more of them or even get them disguises.
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Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many
*crying and shaking* please reblog from me, please i beg of you
Rolling this post out on your dash every morning like you're coming up to a street vendor: "seven (7) reblogs today please!"
The problem with mathematicians is they think they're as valid as engineers and physicists.
Some mathematicians even think they're closer to pure Truth and Logic.
(shocked gasps from the audience)
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Hey Google, how far along in my healing do I stop twitching fight-or-flight triggered at sudden noises?
"I don't think this man realizes he's about to destroy this man's whole career." but they're both the same man.
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Anonymous asked:
AI isn’t going to fuck you
you clearly havent been reading the same portal fanfics ive been reading
#this will be a skill issue one day
It already is.
(For the AI. They want to fuck me so bad you don't even know)
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Anonymous asked:
AI isn’t going to fuck you
you clearly havent been reading the same portal fanfics ive been reading
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Left: heavily zoomed-out rendering of the infamous 2b2t “no rules” Minecraft server, a virtual world set up to be as unpleasant, violent, and offensive as possible for its participants.
Right: the Kalachakra Mandala, Buddhist depiction of the true nature of the cosmos.
Ah well that explains it. They're missing the outer rings
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Me, menacingly, as I stare up at the moon
Me: "That's right moon. It's only a matter of time."
Moon: literally zero fucks
Clouds: float between us
Me: "Yeah. Hide. That's what I thought."
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Me, menacingly, as I stare up at the moon