Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?

your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

Taylor Swift makes music for abusive nurses who post about being empaths on social media

the way being a taylor swift fan has kind of become metabolized as this inherent trait of womanhood is very bizarre

"pov all the women in your zoom meeting talking about taylor's engagement" "check on the women in your life this is a big day" it's just all so myopic, and it's less to do with taylor herself or her music and more with this neverending (and currently thriving) obsession with gender norms, with girl stuff/boy stuff, with redefining being a #girl or woman as baking cookies and pink bows and obsession with men. and im not even gonna start on the infantilization of this talking point that women universally arent gonna be able to focus on anything, including work and school and chores, today bc a celebrity is engaged. just a girl, etc.

unlike most people I don't give into mindless consumerism [sees cute stuffed animal advertised online] Ooooh i'd like to have it with me every second of the day.

Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

The clip is just 25 seconds of thumping noises followed by me assuring Ollie that Daddy is okay

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

i would rather be doing literally anything else. to be honest and open with everyone

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

We’re doomed oh I mean good morning. I guess

influencers actively trying to convince young women to aspire to unemployment and servitude is literally so sinister

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

listening to music… and having a little coffee

I was originally hiding behind your shower curtain to murder you but after listening to you grunt and fart and blast the potty for 10 minutes I think I'm just going to go home

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

dont understand people who "don't like" valentines day... I personally dgaf that its "made up" and "commercialist"... i love heart shaped things and i love everyone in my life. Its really simple

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

i take silliness very seriously