Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.
I’m afraid
Reblog for the concentration wizard to visit you and let you get super far in your WIP
Best response to anything I’ve ever posted
Who revived this again? Where are all the new reblogs coming from?
A wizard did it
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏
This is art at its finest
hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??
#he fucking walked in and said hey im andrew i was on the wiggles once. have you ever fucked god
@prompeachy your tag, it killed me dead
Eddie posts a Tiktok like, “If you are interest in someone, do not tell my husband. Steve is the worst person to tell. All he does is judge you and then criticize them.
Steve, off camera: That’s not true.
Eddie: It is true! Grant just - Grant, can I tell people this? …Cool - Grant just told us that him and his ex-wife have been talking about getting back together. And that’s great! A normal person would say ‘that’s great, man.’
Eddie: Not Steve. Steve’s response was ‘the ex that can’t cook for shit or the one with the big tits?’
Steve: It’s a valid question!
Eddie: Stevie, baby. When Robin told you she was a lesbian, the first thing you did was criticize the girl she had a crush on
Steve: Yeah, because she was a dud
Eddie: And when I told I loved for the first time, you winced at me like I was making a bad decision. You asked ‘why?’
Eddie: And i didn’t even say it first! You already said it a week before!!
Steve: I just think that you should have standards
Eddie: I do!
archers gloves vs digital artist gloves being opposite of one another
Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies
Behold, the digital artchery glove!
….but Wait…
…….!!!
FUCKA YOUUU!!!!!
Ok but wgat if we held hands…..
and we both had carpal tunnel syndrome 😳
not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫
LEVEL 11 TEACHER PANIC EVENT
KID WROTE "MPREG VORTEX" ON THEIR DOODLE PAD AT LUNCH CLUB
I ASKED THEM TO PUT IT AWAY
ANOTHER KID MUST HAVE SMELLED MY HORROR
ASKED "MS DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS"
SAMANTHA YOU ARE THIRTEEN WHY DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE OMEGAVERSE IS
@too-many-muses I went full on startled prey mode 😭 I froze, shook my head way too quickly and then started aggressively cleaning the whiteboard lmaooo
don't you fucking DARE I cannot go down in history as the omegaverse teacher
I know for a fact that they think tumblr is dead as they have told me I look like used to have tumblr before it disappeared lmao
I had thought, sleep token on hot ones
ii, iii, iv trying to get the wings with the masks on. Then you have vessel eating them but having to just sit there without saying a word throughout the questions and throughout the burning of the wings
May the Gods once again guide us through a new year
May Óðinn once again grant us His wisdom
May Frigg once again care for us
May Thórr once again protect us
May Jörd once again be favorable
May Freyr once again make the land prosper
May Freyja once again offer us Her tenderness
May Baldr once again bring light to our days
May Loki once again bring us laughter
May Týr once again give us our strength
May Heimdallr once again watch over us
May Skaði once again make us bold
May Forseti once again exact justice
May Njörðr once again blow His winds
May Sigyn once again show Her loyalty
May Hel once again guard our loved ones
May the Gods once again guide us through a new year
If I work a full-time job, regardless of what that job is, I should be able to afford a comfortable place to live on my own, full stop. If I am physically unable to work a full-time job, I should be assured enough government assistance to be able to afford a comfortable place to live, even fuller stop.
This should not be controversial.
maybe to you 2024 is about a “new year new me” but for me it’s another year to be completely deranged about gay people in stranger things
I love when things are tagged only as initials/acronyms.
Is "ST" Stranger Things or Sleep Token?
It's always a little surprise for me if I'm going to be staring at Joe Keery's pretty face or Vessel being half naked singing his heart out.
Either way? Good times.
may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic
Well oneof you is lying
Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?
30?
Idk 32 or something I stopped counting
This feels appropriate for this blog
happy new year !!
Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"
The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat
And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously
Eddie: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Steve: What?
Eddie: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Steve: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
I literally need to eat this EP I love it so much 🤕
i like a good rock star!eddie x regular guy!steve
but do you know what i LOVE
rock star!eddie who used to go to school with steve, making it big, coming back to hawkins, finds out steve harrington, rich kid extraordinaire, became a working class nobody, be it mechanic, school teacher, hair dresser whatever and wants so so SOOO badly to go up to steve and rub his fame and wealth into his face, only to be met with the most content, friendly, sweet man eddie's ever had the privilege of being in the presence of
steve looks at him in recognition, not because he knows who corroded coffin is or that eddie munson toured with metallica or played at the grammys, he looks at him like "oh hey, munson, hows it going man?" like they were old buddies catching up and it just tears eddie up inside cause he can't make fun of this guy, this guy who is completely happy taking care of cars or kids or hair, who doesn't mind living in a small house/apartment/trailer, who looks absolutely secure and loving his small life, far happier than he was in high school
and it makes eddie feel insignificant and petty and so, so, so fucking small and is just besides himself with horror, that he became this arrogant person who was going to make fun of a guy for having a blue collar job, so ashamed of himself but steve keeps looking at him with concern, more than eddie deserves and he has to run, says a quick 'see ya around' and high tails it out of there and confesses his sin to his uncle who looks on with disappointment and understanding
and unfortunately he keeps seeing steve around town that his uncle is forcing him to engage in, if only to get more of taste of reality and they get to know each other and eddie finds himself loving the fact steve has no idea of eddie's fame, of the gossip rags splashing eddie's rehab stint all over the place, or the fact he was seen on the arm of some famous supermodel he can't even remember the name of, none of the ugly or glamorous persona's he puts on for his fans and haters alike, steve just remembers eddie munson from school and is learning about eddie munson the adult and maybe he needs someone to teach him how to live like a regular person and yeah
give me more of that, please and thank you
