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Thanks @anxieteandbiscuits for the idea
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Eddie: *Yelling in Spanish angrily at Chimney*
Chimney: *Over his shoulder* Buck, I’m gonna need your help in here! I can tell he’s mad at me but I don’t speak Taco Bell.
Buck: It’s cool, I got this. I speak Portuguese, its basically Spanish.
Eddie: *Spanish gets louder but is now angrier and in Buck’s direction*
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*Bobby and Athena are visiting the Buckley-Diaz house*
Athena: So, how are you two handling life with a teenager and a baby?
Eddie: It’s exhausting, but also really great. I just didn’t know it was possible for someone to cry this much.
Athena: Oh, May was the same. Your little one will grow out of it, don’t you worry about that.
Eddie: Oh, no no. Our baby is an angel, she’s been no trouble at all.
Athena: But, you just said…
Buck: *Walking into the room holding the baby, tears in his eyes* Eddie, I love her so much! But not more than Chris! I love them both equally!
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Christopher: *Fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Buck: Why are you skipping all the way through the movie? You can’t just skip to the happy ending, Chris!
Christopher: I don’t have time for their problems.
Hen: So, how are things going with you and Buck? You’ve been together a little while now, huh?
Eddie: Good, actually! I think I’ve finally fucked the doubts about us out of him.
Chimney: *Who happened to be walking past at that exact moment* I didn’t need to know that. I did not need to know THAT.
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*Buck got a rescue dog and is absolutely in love with her*
Eddie: *Looking at her* It’s not even that cute.
Buck: Eddie, are you seriously jealous of my dog, right now?
Eddie: Jealous?? No! I don’t get jealous! Especially, not about a dog.
*Later in the night*
Eddie: *To the dog* Listen here, you little boyfriend thief.
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Eddie: Buck, you can’t hold Chris’ hamster when your hands are covered in glue!
Buck: Correction: I can’t drop Chris’ hamster when my hands are covered in glue!
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Buck: *Rolling down the car window* What seems to be the problem, Sergeant?
Athena: You better get the hell out of my squad car or you'll be uninvited from Sunday dinner.
Buck: *Scrambles to open the door*
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just violently reminded that buck has metal in his leg.
A lighting strike would almost absolutely travel through that metal. All of the tissue around it would be fried. He would end up with severe injuries and likely have chronic pain
As much as I would absolutely love to see this, titanium (which is the metal that surgical screws and plates are typically made from) kind of sucks at conducting electricity.
Getting struck by lightning with surgical grade titanium hardware in place really isn't going to suck much more than anyone else getting electrocuted (especially in an instance of having gold piercing jewellery).