this is my friend, please rb this. it’s very unusual for them to go somewhere without telling anyone.
name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle
peeing. and this time its serious
ok maybe i smiled just a little
Heh, You Ready, For This Utilization? Watch out For This... Strong Force! #ballybattle #tennisthrower #strongwilltothrow
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🔢: OUR WILL TO CATCH IS STRONG! WE, THE 1, AND 2, AND 3, AND 4, WE WILL ALL SUCCUMB TO YOUR FORCE FLAWLESSLY!
1️⃣: Are You Ready, 2, 3, 4, Boys?
2️⃣: Ready!
3️⃣: Ready!
4️⃣: Ready!
horses going to the locker rooms after a harrowing battle in which their riders all died from spears to the head and theyre like whipping eachother playfully with the towels and squirting water at eachother
OP change your fucking URL.
Hadrosaurs are known as the duck billed dinosaurs of the cretaceous. The lived from 75 to 65 million years ago. Many species have chambered or solid crests on their skull which they may have used to auditory signals. HAdrosaurs were fast running herbivores that dwelled on land and had evolved a unique way of chewing their food
Some really fascinating decisions in the latest Mr. Beast video:
Mr. Beast recognizes Russia’s claim to the Crimean peninsula
Mr. Beast recognizes the State of Palestine
Mr. Beast recognizes Somaliland
Mr. Beast recognizes the Taliban government of Afghanistan
Mr. Beast does NOT recognize Taiwan
Mr. Beast uses the flag of Georgia (the state) for Georgia (the country)
most politically coherent american man
horses going to the locker rooms after a harrowing battle in which their riders all died from spears to the head and theyre like whipping eachother playfully with the towels and squirting water at eachother
OP change your fucking URL.
Hadrosaurs are known as the duck billed dinosaurs of the cretaceous. The lived from 75 to 65 million years ago. Many species have chambered or solid crests on their skull which they may have used to auditory signals. HAdrosaurs were fast running herbivores that dwelled on land and had evolved a unique way of chewing their food
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
i woke up one afternoon to discover my body was transformed into that of a pig. though it was shocking, my family loved me despite this, and fed me lots of yummy slop. I lost pieces of my humanity with every day that passed, and I began to lose my sense of shame as well. This resulted in me often shitting where I stood, and blatantly going into erstrus when the time came. My parents, still believing me to be a real person, and not swine, were disgusted, and ashamed, and scolded me any time I "misbehaved". Until the day came along, one day, when my mother looked deep into my eyes and could not find a single trace of the human soul within them. I saw her turn around to the other room and heard her sobbing, though it elicited no response from me. Heartbroken, she had a conference with the rest of my family, and they decided to spare themselves the pain of having to look at me, and sell me to the Farmer as a meat pig. I went with him peacefully, aware of my fate, but not caring. The farmer did not know that I used to be human, so after I became fit to slaughter, maybe even substantially larger beyond that, he did so without ceremony. I was butchered as part of a special order, with my entire carcass shaved and washed, organs washed and placed back within, and sold to one man, who paid a hefty price. He brought me to his house after a long time spent in a, somewhat dingy ice chest in the back of his pickup truck, dragged inside, and cooked me in a large oven. My meat looked tender on the inside, yet was perfectly browned and crisp on the outside. Potatos and other starchy vegetables were cooked in the same pan, with a good amount of butter, as my body, the fat that was rendered and dripped off of me treating them well. When I was done cooking, instead of dressing me up, and putting me on a table, he put me and the cooking dish on the floor. This made me curious. I figured that he would be eating me, or a group of people, but thinking back on it, I heard no other humans than him this whole time, nor any footsteps. He whistled and called, and after some time an extremely large pig slowly slid itself along the floor into view. When it reached me, it didnt hesitate to begin eating as fast as it could. The man looked on. After about 15 minutes, the other pig had eaten all of me, even my bones, the vegetables, and drank all the remaining fluids from the pan, and my conscious had reawoken inside of its mind, all my memories intact, seeing things from its perspective, though I couldnt control its actions, and it's inner thoughts weren't aware of my presence. I felt my share of the pleasure that comes from eating ones own kind, and the pig sluggishly both in speed and manner made its way back to its pen, and fell asleep. I did too
