What’s the mood after seeing Infinity War

Who are you calling? 🤔

gina would deffinetly win in a fight between her and thanos. no questions asked.

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This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

Oh, wow.

Y’all not gonna come for Totally Spies like this

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i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on

is this what happens when actors try to leave disney

I will literally worship jesus if he gives me internet

Context: my draconian friend managed to get us a discount with this potion seller and I’m an elf with 0 charisma that tries to charm anything that moves.

Myrian (ooc): can I roll to charm them? DM: sure. Go ahead. *Rolls critical failure* *Everyone is laughing really hard* Myrian: say.. you are always that yummy or are you dressed as a lasagna today? DM: the seller thinks you are a cannibal and wants to eat her and ends not wanting to sell you anything at all.

A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!

Omg

she’s out there making owl noises

who

its been almost 2 years since overwatch came out and they still havent explained why hanzo and genji’s ults exist

i literally never needed to know why sniper spidey ladey is fucking blurple or why she has a skimpy ass outfit but these two dudes have entire fucking dragons come out of their arms and shit and there’s 0 explanation

Genji and hanzo have a competition going to see who can go without nutting the longest and at the 5 year mark they had stored up enough raw testicular energy to bring forth the dragons straight from the aether. since genji no longer has a real set of genitals he should have no dragon powers but since mercy keeps one of his balls alive in a jar he still has one and thus guaranteed to win the no nutt contest

actually youre incorrect and it’s funny because blizz has literally told us that genji still has his dick which is also information we didnt need or want!

speak for yourself

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

hey man what the fuck

that was God shielding you

Thor (2011) // Deleted Scene

WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS

He’s such a sweetheart

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury why do they take out all the wholesome goodness.

I will never understand why they delete this stuff <3

Me and @scotsdragon were talking yesterday about how in comics you never seem to get “Quiet scenes” anymore…characters just doing stuff together that shows their character and personality and stuff it’s all One Crisis After Another and like the same is true of superhero movies they always seem to delete scenes like this and it’s silly

Keep it in

I wanna know that Thor is the kind of person who will for reals come back to a place where he broke a mug with a new one because he doesn’t want to inconvenience this person

I wanna know that Thor is this level of Cinammon Roll <3

Like

I like seeing these heroes be people and do cute stuff like this <3

Thor Ragnarok is a perfect example of this. No edgy dark stuff. Just being good and wholesome. And it was a hella successful movie critically and otherwise. We don’t always want fast paced action. We want flashbacks of Thor dressed as a Valkyrie going to training and completely destroying anyone who makes fun of him.

..Taika wouldn’t have cut this scene.

Taika understands what we need <3

— The dragonborn necromancer after the DM said they could resurrect thousands of dead bees as a random race

The poor McCree messaged me after:

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