ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on  a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the 

I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

Whatever I was expecting from this post wasn’t this

this is absolutely one hundred percent my kind of post.

did you fuck my mom? did you

did you fuck my mom, santa clause? did you fuck my mom? did you fuck her? did you

my

DID YOU FUCK MY MOM, SANTA?

Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

This is it

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen

It’s that time of the year again

There is nothing funnier to me than poorly redrawn trollfaces made around the time everyone was mocking people who made rage comics

This post is a gift.

Oh God ..

please eat please eat please eat

Y'all will not BELIEVE what this person commissioned me to draw and I am

 T H R I V I N G 

me n the girls hanging out after we got cursed by an evil sorcerer

This one is really making me lose my mind and idk why

Ive never played minecraft and i can only recognize this because of the piano music and everything else is SO scary to me

being alive is cool like u get to smell flowers!! see ur favorite person smile!! drink hot chocolate!!! sing along to ur favorite song!! look at the stars!!!!! bake cookies!! attend concerts !!! and idk THAT is cool man!! so cool

What we all know he wanted to say

i did NOT say this

WOAH!

just remembered i have my very own skeleton under all this flesh! :)

Not for long!