Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

Employees of Ecology and Environment, Inc. play volleyball at a training course in Atlanta. The game helps them get used to the cumbersome garments, worn in the cleanup of toxic waste.

National Geographic, April 1983

unrestrained summer fun

and then he broke all of his bones. tragic

This is how people talk to Mr. J

sent an ass pic to a guy visiting from england and got the most unwaveringly british response

Losing my goddamn fucking mind over how Batman 1966 gave Catwoman a sidekick in one episode and named her Pussycat.

that’s the legendary Jewish lesbian singer Lesley Gore btw, so I have an inkling they knew what they were doing

TONIGHT WE FUCKING THE BONG

theyer old enough that they used to connect 

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

This 100% makes sense, because if ever a state had 'youngest sibling energy', it's Florida.

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.

She Freaken Forgor Me

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

I saw that picture of Joe Biden finding two coins on the ground again today. His face in it is so haunting man I have no idea what emotion he’s experiencing

Just pure rapture

what now, son? what are you going to do now? im here to tell you that ive taken your tokens. i have both of your tokens, boy, and you know where im going to take them? two words: skee ball. you don’t even know how powerful i am, you don’t even know the powers i possess with this two piece of silver. ancient magic, son. ancient magic- don’t mess with ancient magic, or you’ll get the horns. just an old phrase from back in scranton. jill get in the car

i have felt weird and terrible all day. what is happening

someone take me out back and shoot me like a sick horse

alright well fuck you too. i’m going to escape my pasture at night while you’re asleep and break all my fragile horse bones

you arent in a pasture at night you are locked in a stall in a barn with a blanket on. bitch.

ok well the blankets not so bad. i like the blanket. and the straw and the oats. dickhead.

do u want a sugar cube. do u want to chill and eat some sugar cubes together

this is fucking great things are all looking up for me. a sweet little treat

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

Still waiting for my doctor to approve a prescription for HRTiefling.