Flirting with dog girl is easy u just gotta
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
does anyone wanna see the Ghost Zone creatures ideas I just got jumpscared with in my notes app
yeah you do
just to clarify what a "tripple badger" is
cerberus unholy crossbreed between the american badger, european badger and the honey badger
WU-OH! your dick got stuck in the tailpipe of a car for (normal) reasons that are irrelevant to disclose right now!
I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.
IT GETS WORSE!
"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying. In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right. The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in. This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS. Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."
So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.
Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.
Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.
This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.
I can't get over the "Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user" bit 🤣
today reddit bumped off third party apps, Elon decided you can only read 600 twitter posts a day(!?), and YouTube is banning adblockers
tumblr, held together by hope and spit, presumed dead by many, really is one of the last decent media sites left standing
"this is my non-alcoholic sex on the beach called Just Friends on the Beach" that's FUCKING GENIUS
love that jinkx monsoon thinks the evenstar is tropical island themed jewelry
jinkx monsoon being relatable in drag me to dinner
“For me, it’s not easy to speak in English. But the Star Wars language is just so difficult, man. It’s like learning, you know, a new language. A very weird and unique language, and pretend I’ve been saying it for my whole life.”
Source: youtube.com
i’m five years old it’s getting cold i’ve got my big coat on
i run and run past the pumpkin patch and the tractor rides look now, the sky is gold
i hug your legs and fall asleep on the way home
i had the best day, with you, today
Prehistoric Planet baby ammonite plushie... silly little creature.