Anakin *yelling, throwing his hands around*: Disgusting! Horrid! Slander against my name!

Ahsoka *blank faced*: I just asked if you and Senator Amidala were together.

Anakin *taking both the Skywalker twins from Padmé*: Tarnishing my image! Unacceptable!

Padmé *pats Ahsoka on the back*: Don't worry, it's just a reflex of his.

Taglist: @soliloquy-of-nemo @staycalmandhugaclone @nekotaetae @sexy-rex @jiabae

I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

i think a tree would probably bark

Blocked

ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

@bonos-grindcore-sideproject This is so good

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

ive been working in a seed lab for 2 years now and have come to the conclusion that the human urge to put one’s hands in a container of seeds is innate, dates to the dawn of agriculture, and cannot be quelled

fun fact US law actually requires industrial chemical seed treatments to be brightly colored so the resulting seed is VERY OBVIOUSLY something that could poison you. unfortunately this only creates an even more forbidden fruit

forbidden peas and carrots

"A rare photo of a telecom technician hatching. He even still has parts of the eggshell on his head."

discourse 100% speedrun

ADHD

This machine kills AI

Awesome growing trend

SOME VERY GOOD NEWS

Yes, very good news!

But the headline is a little misleading, as by "Investors" they really mean the Colorado Coalition for the Homeless, a NFP based in Denver that has been doing good things for decades.

The investment here is in people, not a profit-making pyramid scheme that rich assholes buy into then cash out later for $profit$.

Also, all of this happened in early 2020, as COVID terror was first stirring in the US. Good timing.

Anyway, found the article.

Behold, more Clan of Three in the Peanuts universe~!! 🥜

(Closeups Below!)

Perfect interaction with your kiddo

THIS WAS VENGANCE

Bonus

Never forgive, never forget

i’ve been messing around the idea of luke and leia growing up together and then palpatine dinluke somehow returned

alas no one is perfect so here we go again

This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that's old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can't afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It's an impossible dream life for most people today.

biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.

Every time I see this post I fly into an incandescent rage because it’s VERY ALMOST TRUE and it FUCKING SHOULDN’T BE and I HATE the way op explains it

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

The rest of my doodles for the Codywan Mandalorian parents fanfic by @t4tlambert 

part 1