Hello!

if y’all thought I was gonna do something mushy for valentines ya wrong lmao

Reblogging because this gave my my first good, hard laugh of the New Year. Samus wearing Peach’s crown was a particularly effective detail.

ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a fan of him and his friends solving mysteries together but I didn’t know he thought Coolsville sucks.

“Is that racist?”

“Only for—no!”

Comedy at its finest

This video lives in my mind rent free constantly

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

Chibi Robo Pride Icons!!

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A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

What about warlocks?

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

Druids are magic biologists

Necromancers are just really good EMTs

…I couldn’t think what summoners could be..

SKELETON

Summoners are cartoonists?

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

This? 

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

Only gif I got, boss.

This part gets me everytime.

his best quality: his wiggles

Look at that smooth jello kitty!!! I love him so much!!!

Super important video

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

oh my god

Bother 2 whole birds AND a tree with this one (1) easy tune

I keep thinking about this and how much I can’t interact with anything without my terrible bird wanting to rip it to shreds. Like, I’ve given up on reading books that aren’t chewed on or have ripped pages. I have special Lego buildings that are specifically so she can see me make them and then destroy them. She’s destroyed 3 phone cases and I try real hard to keep the phone away from her. Everything I love goes into the bird beak.

“Everything I love goes into the bird beak” this was so fucking ominous i had to show it to my mom

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

My problem is less with the language and more with the possibility they are overfeeding their animals

love the fact tumblr has no awareness for obese animals not being healthy at all and allowing an animal to be Like That is straight up abuse lmao

*sigh* all you had to do was scroll up a little and all this rage could have been avoided

Lmao imagine thinking an organization as reputable and pro conservation as Monterey Bay Aquarium would overfeed their animals

Lmao imagine thinking that all animals that have fat on them are obese, overweight and unhealthy rather than some animals just being like that i.e. walruses, seals, etc. because they have to be fat and have blubber because it protects them from the harsh and freezing environments that they live in.

Ok but. Same.

This human has delightfully bouncy hair

It is sad the song is necessary but it is a bop.

I would pay good money to hear Frank Turner cover this

So uh. I guess the lesson here is that, there’s enough vinegar in ketchup to react with baking soda? Is that what we’re seeing here?

mermay from yesterdays update :) + extra sketches :P poseidon is not impressed xD

dom animal crossing fans> raymond animal crossing fans

please fucking rephrase the first part okease say fans of the animal crossing villager dom please god im begging you have to change it quickly

motherfucker it’s fine as is. but if you’re gonna be weird you don’t get english.

どうぶつの森ちゃちゃまるファン> どうぶつの森ジャックファン