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Flirting With Disaster

@memes-n-schemes

Came for the art, stayed for the memes
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Anonymous asked:

found two silver chalices in a velvet box in this house in the woods, if i hypothetically drank from one how fucked do you think i am? should i leave the other out with wine in it or something not a joke thank you

i don’t know if this is a reference or something but this is so fucking funny i don’t even know what to tell you. absolute peak nonsense. i think you’re in a Huge amount of trouble but I don’t know how.

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not a reference didn’t have wine so now one is sitting on the table full of grape juice

YOU NEED TO PUT THESE BACK

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reblogged

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

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reblogged

I really do hate thinking. I wish I were feral and illiterate

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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

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lezcatnoir

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

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alsuper2

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

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mamoru

insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU